Good Night Good Morning Page #2

state of consciousness.

Yeah. The other three are

sitting in the car with me.

Thank God the sober one is driving.

Driving to where?

Philly

What's going on there?

My life. I am a male escort.

Experienced women dig me.

They get laid. I get paid.

And I'm a stripper from

Vegas and a noted porn star.

In that case you get my entertainment

services for free from now on.

Tempting but I'll pass.

I'm not really a stripper

incase you didn't get that.

I just landed a corporate job

that is going to pay me

obscene amounts of money.

That's too bad. I was

looking forward to coming to Vegas

and being your pole.

Just a pole?

God, I thought you would want

to be more actively involved.

Well, why don't you suggest

something else for me to wear?

Lingerie... G-string

For that, I have to look in

your lingerie compartment...

Hmmm... You wish. Hang on...

Ok

She's naked.

What are you doing?

Just changing my top. It's too tight.

Okay, you shouldn't

have told me that.

Why not?

Because when you tell a guy

that you are changing your

top a guy pictures

you changing your top.

We see everything.

So did you like what you saw?

Mmmm... Tasty.

Thanks, JC

Dude!

So is this a telephonic orgy?

Look, I changed it back from...

It's alright. I went

to high school too.

So did you like what you saw?

To tell you the truth,

I didn't see much.

What do you mean you

did not see much?

I had my eyes closed.

Isn't that exactly how you

guys picture naked women?

Ok... This is the first time I

am doing something like this

Oh you poor boy.

That's ok.

I have got enough

experience for the both of us.

Yeah, I don't really

want to have an orgy,

a threesome... I mean phone sex

What? I can't hear you.

You want to have sex with all

three of us now, you sick b!

Dude, I got a dead body

back here. My hands are full.

I wasn't implying phone

sex Mr. Virgin drunk dialer

or is it Mr.

"L-have-never-done-this-before".

Aah yeah, well! Boy!

Looks like it is going to snow.

Oh my God! You are a...

Virgins do exist?

You know if you worked

for my escort company

I would've had your a

fired a long time ago.

I have a bad feeling

about the weather you know...

I bet you do virgin boy.

How old are you?

Tell me your name.

Don't change the subject.

Ok. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay!

So gay.

Alright. Too much

information for a one-night stand.

You got to pull over. I

got the munchies real bad.

I could eat a horse. An ostrich.

A piece of A.

We're hungry. We

should've eaten at the bar.

All of us. Are you hungry too?

Yeah. Me too.

Let me see what's in the fridge.

Get something for me too please.

Slim pickings.

Oh, there is a long banana here.

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