Good Luck Charlie: The Movie Page #2

---

Break right on that couch.

Ho, ho, ho.

And I'm going out the back.

Oh! Victory!

So... Dad.

Daddy-o.

Big D.

Don't add to the stress, kiddo.

Why are you guys so on edge?

And why's Mom freaking out about

that stupid star on the tree?

Honey, because sometimes the

thing that you focus on

isn't the thing that's

causing all the stress.

So what is?

The... Well, it's...

The...

The first time we're spending Christmas

at your grandparents'

new place in Palm Springs.

So?

So...

So, when I married your mom,

your grandmother thought...

Your grandmother thought I was an idiot

that had ruined her daughter's life.

This is my chance

to change that impression.

Dad, you've been spending Christmas

with Grandma for 20 years.

And I really think this is my year.

What?

Oh! Mom, Mom, Mom.

Okay, so...

Ivy and I have this awesome opportunity!

Her aunt lives in Florida.

On the beach!

And she said that Ivy and I could

stay with her over Spring Break.

Isn't that great?

Yeah, sure.

If you were 23 years old.

Teddy, you are too young to go

across the country without an adult.

Mom, that is so unfair!

End of story! We are not spending

another minute discussing this.

But, Mom, you let

me baby-sit Charlie.

Why are we still discussing this?

Because it's not right.

You know what's not right?

A 14-hour argument when there's

nothing to argue about.

For the last time, no!

She thinks that's going

to be the last time.

So I'm old enough to take care

of Charlie but not myself?

Mom, that doesn't make any sense!

Sweetheart, I'm your mother,

I never make sense.

Okay, let me rephrase this.

Please, please, please, please, please...

All right.

Honey, I got this.

Okay, kiddo, I'll tell you what.

If you can be responsible enough

to buy your own plane ticket,

then you are responsible enough

to go to Florida on your own.

Bob!

Dad, that's impossible!

I have to buy the ticket by next week!

Ooh. Not so easy

being an adult, is it?

See that?

Problem solved.

Oh, no!

Metal detectors!

Relax.

I think you'll make it.

As long as you're not smuggling anything!

Sir, could you please

retract that stroller?

Probably not without pulling a muscle.

You all right, dude?

You look a little sweaty.

I'm fine. Yeah.

I'm fine. I'm cool.

Come on, son.

Code red! Code red!

Hands in the air!

Code red! Code red!

This is a code red!

Hang on, please, don't move.

He is not the wisest man

in the manger, is he?

Who would try to smuggle a game

system without a controller?

Whoa!

How did that get there?

You're a really heavy sleeper.

Okay, you're clear to go.

And thank you for the

extremely thorough search.

You guys, our flight leaves

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes