Goliath Page #2

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All right.

You know, I don't

want to rush you or anything.

You know, you can take...

as much time as you need.

Thanks.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,

kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,

kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

[mechanical humming

and beeping]

[computer mouse clicks]

[keyboard clicking]

[clicking continues...]

[printer whirring]

[siren wailing]

[insects buzzing,

staple gun clicking]

[children chattering]

Excuse me, uh...

Have you seen that cat?

Is this one yours?

Yeah, I'm afraid it is.

Why'd you call it Goliath?

Uh, it just seemed

Iike a cool name.

I don't know.

I got him

a Iong time ago.

Did he run away from you?

No, I doubt it, at Ieast,

um, at Ieast not intentionally.

He wouldn't do that.

I'm sure he's

just confused and, you know,

wandered away.

Uh, he's very happy.

He's really old.

If it's fancy, you think

maybe someone stole it?

Probably not.

He's you know,

he's a total sweetheart,

but he's, he's not

a show cat or a purebred

or anything Iike that, just...

I don't know.

This neighborhood

used to be good.

I've Iived here about nine years.

Just Iast month I got my house

appraised and it went down 5%

because there's a sex offender

in the neighborhood now.

Man, I can't believe it.

Are you serious?

Yep.

Well...Where does he Iive?

A couple of blocks that way,

I think, in Sweetbriar.

I Iooked it up online

in the sex offender database.

It's weird.

I never thought, uh...

You know, anyone Iike that Iived in,

Iived in our area, you know?

It's terrible, is what it is.

It's just terrible.

Yeah, it's,

it's really strange.

Well, uh, thanks for

the information and, uh,

you know, I'm offering a reward,

so keep on the Iookout,

you know, if you see anything.

- Good Iuck.

- Thank you.

[gears whirring

and cranking]

[various men]

Get the balance!.

Get him by the neck and pull...

I got him!

Put his head in your balls.

Suck a dick!

I just got a hand full of nut.

I got 25 bucks on Carlos.

Come on, Johnson.

Squeeze his head, squeeze his head.

Squeeze his head!

Who's the master, now, f***er?

Say my name, b*tch!

Say it!

Reach in there and grab it.

I was Iike, "Oh, f***."

A friend of mine got

bit by a black widow on his dick.

Come on.

I've seen it.

I know what the f*** that is.

I Iove that movie.

Um, preparing...

I think he played football,

the Iast I heard of him.

[chattering]

Did she shave her beaver?

No, you just take it.

Yes, they do.

There's a recycling post.

If you're gonna be able

to take a bomb,

take the nuclear bomb...

That's the stupidest idea ever.

[burping]

A-B-C-D-E-F...

[laughter, applause]

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[water gurgles]

[phone rings]

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