Go Trabi Go Page #3

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- What just the bumper? -

A car without a bumper

is like a human without a nose.

- Where do I get a new one from now? -

- A papernose? From the junkyard. -

Go to the Mall, but I tell at 3 we meet at the hotel.

And you Mama, you won't get behind the wheel until Neapel.

- And? -

- No! -

- It's not possible. Totally crazy. -

- Better crazy then from yesterday. -

Insane. Really nice.

When get with this into the water,

its gonna start cooking.

- Sinfully expensive. -

- A little sin is not bad. -

His Goethe wasn't bargainer after all.

To take a lot and don't buy anything.

Yeah we like this. This is original satin from Paris.

Paris? No this is from us.

From the chemical factory. I know this. I take it.

Cash desk is back there.

I see you later.

I will just look around.

Hello, is this a self service here?

Look there.

Original parts from Zwickau.

How I told you. You can't get more original.

- What do you need today? -

- Original Bumper. -

Let's look around.

No no, let it be.

My car.

Harry, go on.

- This is my car. -

- What? Does it still drive? -

This is a junkyard and no parking space.

Schorsch, it isn't your fault.

you just run and run.

I can also pull on your hair.

This girl is properly from Saxony. I can smell that to here.

I take the scent like a truffle pig.

Hey girl, want to have a banana shake?

- Are you from Munich? -

- No, Bitterfeld. -

Near Leipzig.

Look at that. The saxons walking around here unashamed

like a piggy bank. Watch this.

No hairs on your balls, but

a comb in your pocket.

And did you buy it? - Yes.-

Udo's gonna get big eyes.

Where are you going?

To Neapel.

To Neapel in this plastic tin?

You gonna roll back on the "Brenner" with all this luggage.

You know what? I take you on my back. With all this junk there,

this car won't stand out.

He looks anyway like two times eaten.

It is like a little bit nice here.

- We will save the toll.- That means Spaghetti Bolognese and Pizza. -

Yup if Papa doesn't put the money into Schorsch again.

What keeps him so long already?

He is so tired he probably fell asleep peeing.

Get out of you bed and be ready for the morning sport.

it can't be.

Say, are you crazy?-

Look, the papa.

- Get in. - Come on, Papa.-

Other side.

Do you know the difference between a chewing gum and Trabant?

There is non. If you step on,

both of them glue to your shoe.

-And how do you double the value of a Trabant?-

- Fill it up. -

What is the difference between a Trabant and a condom?

There is non, both prevent the traffic.

Do you know this one. A Trabant lands exactly

next to a cow pat...

Says the cow pat:

What are you?

Says the Trabant:

I am a car.

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