Go Go G-Boys

My life

has two beginnings

One is my mom's birth canal,

The other one is the red carpet

of G-boy award ceremony.

Can you believe it?

Two months ago...

Get him!

Stop!

Stop!

What are you doing here?

l'm waiting for you.

Oh, my god!

You went on

a shopping spree again?

These are presents from you.

To celebrate us being together

for a year and 147 days

There's more...

Not really.

That's it for now, bye.

Yong-Long,

When you have a girl friend,

you may take

her home for dinner.

l had already got

married with your mom

when l was at your age

Oh~ l see

Man all should get married first,

and then start a career

you're not a kid anymore...

l'm done

Man...

same old story with my dad,

he keeps asking

me all these questions.

When l was your age,

l already got married.

You have to start

a family before having a career.

You are not getting any younger.

How do you know that?

Cancer:
Haha, this is what fathers

all over the world will say.

Fathers are always the same.

lf only l had money...

l could go to Taipei

and follow my dreams.

Ever since l was a kid,

l wanted to be a detective,

To arrest criminals,

To help those in need,

To maintain society's stability,

just like Ken,

become the synonym

of righteousness.

Excuse me,

police business.

Two cups of hot milk tea

Three chess and egg sandwiches,

two corn omelets,

with fresh corn,

not that canned stuff.

and a large burger,

put it on our tab.

Thanks.

What the hell?

ls this how the law works?

Stinking police!

Hurry up!

Your...

Girl friend owes us money.

How much?

Ten million dollars.

Dude, let go of me!

He's splitting, get him!

Stop!

Stop!

Why is this

happening to me?!.

G-Boy

the prize money

is Ten million dollars

Ten million!

Sweet salvation, Ten million dollars!

Ten million dollars!

G-Boy

naked policeman:
Do you guys know

about ''G-Boy Contest''?

G-Boy

What's that?

You suck.

This contest rules!

This seems

a contest held for you!

The champion alone will get a

G-Boy

Now l can go to Taipei

and follow my dreams.

Damn faggots

with their beauty pageant,

go to hell!

Even though it is

only a symbolic bill,

but still triggered waves

of heated debates.

On one hand, G-Man magazine announced

it will hold a G-boy contest,

with a 10-million-dollar

grand prize.

but homophobic organizations

also sent out hate mail,

and are poised to foil the contest,

while the police...

The order just came,

we are to investigate

homophobic organizations

which are trying

to foil the G-Boy contest.

the only way to be sure

of their activity

is to get someone undercover.

Undercover?

Does you mean like

Tony Leung

in ''lnfernal Affairs''?

l wanna be a good guy.

Stop fooling around.

Undercover assignments

are dangerous.

Especially this one.

Sir, l volunteer!

Good!

We need more young people like you

Who are willing to dedicate

and sacrifice themselves.

Sacrifice themselves?

Study this case file,

and report to me in my office

in half an hour,

got it?

Yes, sir!

Jay,

go get a haircut

shave and get a facial,

don't forget to shave your legs,

Shave my legs?

l'm at my wits' end.

But the rules are clear,

only gay can participate.

lf you keep your mouth shut,

nobody will know

that you're not gay.

Stop trying

to make me feel better,

l don't look gay at all.

Do l look gay?

Tell me one thing...

Do you wanna

win this ten million or not?

Of course l do.

But...

Don't worry, we are pals,

l will stand

by you till the end.

My god, this one looks

like a monster.

This one is out!

See?

Look at that guy,

he's butt ugly!

Look at this one!

This guy is a perfect homo,

Strong but tender,

l love him!

Guys,

this one...

is the epitome of gayness.

Congratulate you on the success

in the first election of G-Boy Contest

l got picked!

l got picked!

l got picked! l got picked!

First election of G-Boy

Congratulation to all for your

success in first election!

these are...

three death threat letters sent

to the G-Boy competition,

The perpetrators

are extremely sly,

Just think...

the postmarks...

of these three letters

are all different,

and not a single trace

of handwriting...

Nothing for us to work on!

Jay...

you have been undercover

for a while,

which one of the contestants

looks suspicious to you?

Well...

Well...

As a matter of fact,

they all look suspicious to me.

'Cause they are all weirdoes.

l don't need you to tell me that.

Didn't they say you're cute?

Turn off the lights!

What's wrong?

Look!

These letters

are all written on music paper

So?

This means...

that the perp might be someone

who knows about music.

There is one contestant,

A-Shin,

he's a musician.

Freeze, police!

We have orders

to arrest you immediately.

Why?

'Cause you are posing

as a gay for money.

There must be some

misunderstanding, sirs!

Call us

Queer cops!

Queer cops,

you got it all wrong,

l am gay,

l wore my mom's

high heels when l was a kid,

and fantasized dating with boys.

l am gay!

Gay!

You have a girl friend.

That's just a hoax.

l am not interested in women.

l don't even like women,

'Cause l am gay.

l am gay.

l am gay.

l'm really gay.

l'm really gay.

l am gay.

A-Hong, wake up!

l am gay...

A-Hong, wake up!

What's wrong?

A-Shin, l am gay.

You're gay?

l just had a horrible dream,

l dreamt that cops

are coming for me,

'cause he found out

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