Girls Trip

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or looked up on Urban Dictionary.

This weekend,

over half a million black

women of all sizes, shades,

from all different

socioeconomic backgrounds

are descending on the

Crescent City to celebrate

black womanhood in all its glorious forms.

You, my dear friend, are a guest.

Act accordingly.

Wow.

I'm not even offended.

- You're the best.

- Oh! Mm.

Okay.

Have fun on your #BlackGirlMagic weekend.

Girl, bye.

4718 to New Orleans will

commence boarding shortly.

Ooh! Got my hand sanitizer.

Got my anti-nausea medication.

Hold on to that. Ooh!

Hi, earplugs.

Uh, you need to relax, Judge Judy.

You know, I got some bomb-ass Kush,

if you want to take a hit of

it before you get on the plane.

That shit will have you right.

Where did you hide...

You know what? Never mind.

I'm not even gonna ask.

Fine, I ain't gonna tell you.

Okay, I'm-a tell you.

Where the sun don't shine.

You know, a lot of people

think that means the vagina,

but actually it's the butthole.

I got drugs in my booty.

You know what, that can

cause a lot of infection.

Girl, you can't get no

infection in your booty hole.

It's a booty hole.

Okay.

Enough.

You're grown.

On another note, let me ask you a question.

Do you think this situation

with Ryan and Sasha,

think there's still drama

or has it been long enough?

It better be, 'cause I plan

on getting white girl-wasted

this weekend, and I ain't

letting none of you bitches

kill my vibe, okay?

That's hand sanitizer.

It burns.

Well, considering we don't

know where your mouth has been,

it can't hurt.

- Oh, my God.

- You want a cough drop?

- Mm. Yeah.

- Here. Just...

Excuse me. Uh, can you ladies point me

- in the direction of the Flossy Posse?

- Oh, my God!

Oh, my goodness!

- It's so good to see you.

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