Girls Trip Page #5

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Of our lives?

Or donate it to the My

Little Pony Motorcycle Club.

Okay. I put a lot of

man-hours into these jackets.

Now, see, that's not the

kind of man-hours we need you

- putting in, Lisa-Lis.

- Mm...

Okay. Et tu, Sasha?

Yes, you need to be bedazzling some dick.

That's what you need to do.

Enough.

Okay, now, here's what I want.

Let me get three shots of

whiskey with a Coke to chase.

Coke Zero, though. I'm watching my figure.

Dina, you know this is only an hour flight.

Oh. Well, then, in that case,

let me go ahead and get those

three shots now and then

bring me a shot of Baileys

- once we get into cruising altitude.

- Oh, she...

- she about to turn up.

- Sure.

Oh, and let me get a Cherry Coke.

- Dina.

- Huh?

Can we just bring it down a notch?

Oh, can we get some dick this weekend?

- Leave her alone.

- You know what?

I need you to use your lady mouth.

I need you to use your lady mouth.

All right, all right.

Let's just use Lisa's

version of lady mouth.

No, seriously, for real, though...

how long has it been since

you got that back blown out?

I don't know. Two years, maybe.

- What?

- Wait.

Si-Since Terrence?

I don't know.

I mean, I take a vigorous spin class,

I read really intense erotica,

and I invested in a very powerful

detachable showerhead,

which has been very good to me, mind you.

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Okay, that story just

put me into menopause.

You getting some this weekend.

Straight up.

You gonna get at least

two d*cks inside of you.

For crying out loud, Dina,

we only gonna be there for three days.

Well, three d*cks, then.

Mm-hmm.

You know, Lisa, Dina could be right.

Daily penetration is medicinal.

Oh, my goodness.

Don't be ashamed, girl.

Every sister up in here

is on a mission to be her very best

- and ratchet self.

- Oh...

You, especially.

Who's ready for Essence Fest?

Yes!

See, Lisa? There is no turning down

up in here, only the turn-up.

I love turn-ups.

- Ma'am, excuse me.

- Oh, oh.

Excuse me, uh, I got this.

Can you go ahead and

make some Patrn shots

for everybody up here?

On me.

- I'm-a take care of everybody in first class.

- I'm sorry.

Because...

I'm every woman

It's all in me

Anything you want done, baby

I do it naturally

Whoa, whoa

- Whoa

- Yeah! Everybody say...

Flossy Posse!

It's all in me...

Let's see

- if we can find this driver.

- And get me a beignet.

- Oh, wait, wait, I see our sign!

- Ooh, ooh!

Yes!

- Hello.

- Oh, my goodness,

thank you so much.

Ooh!

- Ooh...

- Oh, my God!

Oh, God.

Thank you!

- Hey!

- Here you go.

Hey! Hey!

- A lovely day

- Lovely day, lovely day

Lovely day, lovely day

Lovely day, lovely day

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