Girls Trip Page #3

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And, and I'm not the

only one who thought so.

Are you gonna tell us who else thought so?

You have no patience

for dramatic revelation!

Fine.

Bethany Marshall, the head

of marketing from Best Mart,

thought so, and...

And what else?

She wants to launch an exclusive Ryan

and Stewart collection

and underwrite a Ryan

and Stewart talk show.

Boom!

Wait, are you serious?

Yes, I'm serious!

That's... amazing!

I know. She said... and I quote...

"they're both just so real."

She's gonna send her

business affair peeps down

to New Orleans this

weekend to make the offer.

They want to launch by end of year.

That's amazing.

- Thank you.

- Honey, thank you.

We're gonna be rich, we're

gonna be rich! And thank you.

Hey, baby, I got to head out

or I'm gonna miss my flight.

- Oh.

- But I will see you

and the Flossy Posse in New Orleans.

- Yes. Mwah.

- All right.

- I love you.

- I love you.

- In love with you.

- I'm in love with you.

I love you. Come here!

- Oh!

- Mm. Thanks.

Mm.

I am so lonely.

Oh!

- Mm.

- Oh, you smell...

- you smell good.

- Yeah, she...

- she bought it for me.

- Sorry. Go before I spank you!

I just did!

- Please go. Bye!

- Mwah!

Oh, gosh, that man

knows how to exit a room.

Mm.

Now, Ryan, honey, don't be mad,

but with so much on the line, are you sure

that you want to get turned

with your girls this weekend?

I promised them a free trip.

And it's "turnt" with a "T."

Okay, got it, got it.

But maybe just wait until the deal closes,

and then, you know, take

'em all to St. Barts,

buy 'em all Birkin bags, something.

Liz, it'll be fine. I promise.

Listen, we're all adults,

and our insane party days are behind us.

- Well, most of us.

- Mm. I don't know.

I just know if I was with

my college girlfriends...

in New Orleans,

there would be pictures of

our tits all over the Internet.

I mean, there's actually

a few of those out there.

I don't know if you saw 'em.

But, anyway, it doesn't matter,

'cause, the point is,

I have civilian titties,

but you have best-selling author titties.

And-and ten percent of

your titties are my titties.

I just... I just want our

titties to have a future.

- Liz.

- Yeah.

What's the name of my book?

You Can Have It All.

Exactly.

Okay, okay, you're right. I'm

gonna defer to your judgment.

So, listen, I'm gonna, um, fly in

before your first appearance.

I'm really excited to

meet the Flossy Posse.

You girls are gonna be

Kiki-ing all weekend.

- Okay, Liz.

- Yeah.

- And I say this out of love...

- Preach, girl.

Mm. Please refrain from

saying things like "preach"

or "go, girl,"

"bye, Felicia," "ratchet,"

or any other colloquialisms

that you may have heard

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