Girl Flu.

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thing

all the way into your vagina.

You understand about vaginas,

you know how to find it?

I think so.

Okay, good.

So once this is really

in there you're gonna

push this thing up like this,

(pops),

out that comes, you're

gonna pull this stuff out,

this is the only thing that

stays in here.

You have a little cotton

tail so you can pull it

out again later.

Right, make sure you

don't lose it up there

or forget about it.

Wait, I could lose it?

- It sometimes does.

- It doesn't get lost.

How many times do I have to do

this?

It depends.

- On what?

- On the flow.

Yeah.

And how many days?

- Like about five.

- Like eight.

Jesus.

Okay well there's your

tampon, here's your mirror.

Good luck, let's go.

I should have told her about

all this.

Crap, I totally should have

told her about this right?

It's okay, she's gonna be

fine.

I am not ready for this.

She is a baby!

You are gonna be fine.

[Bird] It didn't work.

Hey.

Go get me a pair of your

underwear.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

- Make sure it's clean!

- Yeah, yeah.

Okay, so there's another

option, there's um,

oh here we go!

The pad.

As I like to call it, the

diaper.

Why the diaper you might ask?

Well because.

They're itchy, they're hot,

they make you waddle like a

duck.

They have wings.

They have wings, that is

right.

And so...

Goddamnit.

Just like so.

And you go like that and

you put it up, ba ba ba.

(pops)

Oh I hate those things, I only

wear 'em

if I have to double down.

[Lilli] Give me one of those.

Hey, you quit.

Not today my friend, not

today.

(lighter clicking)

I've been so worried about this.

About, yeah, well.

(clears throat)

You know I guess I have

to say that you know

I think it's probably

you know it's, I think...

I've got nothing, I don't know.

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