Girl Flu. Page #3
- Year:
- 2016
- 92 min
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She is a baby!
You are gonna be fine.
[Bird] It didn't work.
Hey.
Go get me a pair of your
underwear.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
- Make sure it's clean!
- Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so there's another
option, there's um,
oh here we go!
The pad.
As I like to call it, the
diaper.
Well because.
They're itchy, they're hot,
they make you waddle like a
duck.
They have wings.
They have wings, that is
right.
And so...
Goddamnit.
Just like so.
And you go like that and
you put it up, ba ba ba.
(pops)
Oh I hate those things, I only
wear 'em
if I have to double down.
[Lilli] Give me one of those.
Hey, you quit.
Not today my friend, not
today.
(lighter clicking)
I've been so worried about this.
About, yeah, well.
(clears throat)
You know I guess I have
to say that you know
I think it's probably
you know it's, I think...
I've got nothing, I don't know.
(laughing)
That's right, you don't
have any sisters do you?
No.
I got a mom.
Bit of a narcissist, workaholic
father.
That's it.
Explains so much.
- (laughing)
- Screw you.
Celeste is not gonna kiss me
for a week
because I've been smoking.
(laughing)
Doesn't this count as an
emergency?
Yeah, it does for Jenny.
Oh what can you do?
I'll see you soon my friend.
Love you.
[Lilli] Love you too.
[Bird] Sorry I made
you sleep on a maxi pad.
Please don't go.
I actually do have to go.
No!
Stupid band practice.
I bet you were
a sexy nerdy band guy, weren't
you?
You were.
Please don't go, it's my night
off.
But you know Bird probably
needs some...
Some time with you.
after she goes to sleep.
Arlo, I'm scared.
I know.
- Hi!
- Mom!
What?
- Popcorn?
- No!
Okay.
Oh crap.
I hate this banana.
Can we please take it down?
I love that banana!
I painted that, you know?
Yeah, I know.
Oh god I just realized.
What?
I could be a grandma.
What?
Once you get your
period you can have babies
and if you can have babies
then I can be a grandma.
I can't be grandma!
That's disgusting!
I know!
Mom.
Stop talking.
Do we need to talk about sex?
I mean I realize I should've
talked to you
sooner,
but do we need to have the sex
talk?
Do I need to buy you a box of
condoms?
[Bird] Oh my god.
Grandma has the Magic of
Sex around here somewhere
and it has really good pictures.
Mom, you know what?
Stop talking now.
Okay I've just had the
worst day of my life.
Everyone knows!
Carlos knows.
Mmm.
Who's Carlos?
Is he your boyfriend?
Why didn't you tell me?
Okay.
Oh hey.
Do you like me in this dress?
No, Grandma's gonna kill you!
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