Synopsis: Do we ever get what we want? Brian sells mattresses in a warehouse store. His father and older brothers have material success; he wants a child. He's applied to adopt a baby from China. A man who appears homeless seems to be stalking Brian with violent intent. He meets Happy, the daughter of a rich, quirky customer. She doesn't stick to anything, but she and Brian hit it off, except for her vomiting when she learns about his adoption idea. He wants her to meet his family, and there's a call about the adoption. What will Happy do?
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Matt Aselton
Production: First Independent Pictures
  1 win & 1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
98 min

I'm happy to help

I'll be right over here.

No no no, you're on this ride with me

the poofter here

And I came here to buy a bed and I don't have time

to chase you down

your little videogame station.

And what you kids do all day.

Playing those tetris games pretending to work.

What's this?

A sarcophagus?

Um, that's the Scona Sangar 770 series

Best bed on the market.


That was a joke.

Yup, good one.

Try it out, Gary.

C'mon, not gonna touch you.

Don't have to be shy in front of me,

I know how you spend your weekends

Bunch of homos out there on Fire Island piling on top of each other. It's disgusting.

- It's nice.

Yeah. Bet you wish you had a couple of these out there

Get all your buddies together.

Have a disgusting orgy.

I bet you wish you could come.

Alright, get up.

Alright, what's the story on this thing?

Uh, it's the last bed you'll ever buy.

Only bed I ever bought, how much?

- $14,000

American? It's a lot of money

for a goddamn bed.

Alright, I'll send my girl by this afternoon

take a look

Work out the financing.

not a penny more

So don't try to Jew the price up on me.

You're not Jewish, are you?

No, I'm not.

- Good.

It's just a figure of speech,

I'm half Jew myself

I work with Jews, they Jew me all day long

so I can say it.

Ok, um there's shipping and handling

No. 14 grand, work it out Chester.

Let's go Gary, this place depresses me.

You going where and for what now?

And when you leaving?

Vancouver, right? - Vermont

That was close.

My father's 80th birthday.

- 80th? Damn.

Your brother's going?

- Yup.



Can i help you?

Yeah, um, my dad ...

he came in here earlier

And talked to someone about a bed


He came in ...

he came in here with another guy.

Um, big guy?

- No, gay.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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