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I meant your dad?

Oh yeah, kind of sort of uh loud mouth

Yeah, the uh Scona bed you wanna see?

Yeah ...

Uh ... this way.

That's a great bed.

Made in Sweden.

Wow.

May I sit on it?

Sure.

Ohh, this is a nice bed!

How much is it?

- $14,000

Holy sh*t!

Is this the one he wants?

- Mm hmm.

F*** it, money gotta spin man.

Thank you.

Can I lie here for awhile?

Sure.

Thanks.

Can you see up my skirt?

Not really.

Great.

What happened to your eye?

Uhh, I was attacked by a homeless man.

I'm gonna get you a receipt

there's a warranty package

Built into the price, it's a pretty standard

And for delivery

I guess I'll waive the fee

Because I told your dad ...

Or really he told me ... umm ..

Family Initiative

Kenyatta Folds, please.

I'm sorry, can you repeat the name?

Yes, can you please connect me to Kenyatta Folds

This is Brian Weathersby.

This is Kenyatta

- Hey Kenyatta, it's Brian

Oh hey, wassup man?

What's the name of those beds you make?

Ah well, we don't make them

but they're called Scona beds.

I looked them up,

that sh*t's expensive.

Yes, but truly excellent

sleeping devices.

Better be for that kinda money.

Wassup big boy?

Nothing, it's Friday, so uh,

I thought I'd call.

I got no news man,

they met on Wednesday ...

But nothing's changed.

What about the application and references

did that make it any further?

No.

Ok, I'm still interested in the

main adoption list

But can you keep me on the email list

and for alternative list as well?

All 3 lists?

- You know it, man.

Thanks.

Be safe.

Will do, bye.

Hey Brian,

who is that girl?

Uh, that, that guy,

the big guy who came in earlier

His daughter. es su hija.

He buy that bed?

- Yup.

Yeah, you see that's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about.

So what's up with them Chinese people.

Uh, still no word.

Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.

Tell your papa I said Happy 80th.

I will.

How old was he when he had you?

Uh 52.

Damn.

Still shooting bullets at 52.

I'm out.

- Ok.

I fell asleep on your bed.

How long was I asleep?

Uh ..

You must've been tired.

I've got your receipt here

and all the paperwork for the bed

You just need to tell me

when to deliver it.

Wait a minute ...

I had this f***ed up dream ...

I was in a cave and my hair

was made out of marijuana

and then ...

my swim coach was um ...

And then ... we went to ...

are you adopting a dog?

No.

Oh, you were in my dream.

Do you ever incorporate things

into your dreams?

I was out of it.

What were we talking about?

Umm .. delivery...

when do you want it?

No, you were on the phone

you were talking bout somethin' ..

In the process of adopting

a baby from China.

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