Ghostbusters

EGON:

Oh, you're here.

PETER:

Yeah, what have you got?

EGON:

This is big, Peter. This is very big. There is definitely something here.

PETER:

Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. You remember that?

EGON:

That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR walks up to the three.

LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR

I'm Roger Delicore. Are you the men from the university?

PETER:

introducing them all

Yes. I'm Dr. Venkman. Dr. Stantz, Egon.

LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR

Thank you for coming. I hope we can clear this up quickly and quietly.

PETER:

Let's not rush things. We don't even know what you have yet.

They go to a smaller room. ALICE is lying on a table.

ALICE:

I don't remember seeing any legs, but it definitely had arms because it reached out for me.

RAY:

Arms?! I can't wait to get a look at this thing!

PETER:

Alice, I'm going to ask you a few standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic, mentally incompetent?

ALICE:

My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

PETER:

I'd call that a big yes. Uh, are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?

ALICE:

No!

PETER:

No, no. Just asking. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

LIBRARY ADMINISTRATOR

What has that got to do with it?

PETER:

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

EGON:

Ray, it's moving.

New York Public Library, basement

EGON is in front, with PKE meter. RAY has a video camera. PETER is in the back, bored stiff. He starts making scary gestures at RAY. They come to a tall tower of books.

RAY:

Look!

EGON:

This is hot, Ray.

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