Ghost Shark

Son of a b*tch!

Man, this has gotta be the

one. It's kicking my ass.

Twenty minutes till midnight.

Doesn't matter how big this thing is

if we don't get it in before deadline.

No one's gonna notice if

I'm a few minutes over.

I would. You know the rules, Brubaker.

The rodeo ends at midnight. You don't

land it before then, it don't count.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna land it all

right, and then I'm gonna turn around

and change it in for that check with

my name on it back at the Marina.

We are gonna catch the biggest

Amberjack that this town has ever seen.

How do you know it's not a

Grouper or a Marlin, or a tire?

If I want any lip from you,

I'd pull down your panties.

- Ooh! Daddy.

- [Laughing] Yeah.

Hey, honey can you put that damn

camera down and wet my reel here for me?

[Grunting]

Yeah, that's better. Thank you. Yeah.

What are we gonna do

with that $30,000, pop?

We're gonna buy a boat.

- Oh, yes.

- No more charters.

I'm tired of Captain Crunch up

there breathing down my neck.

[Laughing]

- Look, look, look.

- Oh, daddy.

Getting closer. Get the

gaff, honey. Get the gaff.

- Oh!

- [Laughing]

No, no, no switch!

Come on now. You gotta hold on

to this. It's a fighter. Hold on.

- I got it! Yeah!

- Keep reeling now.

- This ain't no Girl Scout picnic. Come on.

- I know. I know.

Reel it in. It's getting

closer. You got it?

Oh, don't screw this up now.

Come on. Yeah.

- I can see it!

- Yeah!

- I can see it! Argh!

- Hey. Whoa. Whoa!

My fish!

Oh! That fish ate my fish!

You cost me $30,000, you son of a b*tch!

Sorry, folks. Guess you'll have to

wait till next year to win one of these.

Just hope your friend

isn't waiting for you too.

Oh, I'll make sure he isn't.

Oh-ho-ho-ho, yeah.

Uh-huh. [Laughs]

Yeah! You eat this, you mother!

[Gunshots]

No guns on my boat, damn it!

You're done, Brubaker!

Aah!

[Groans]

Don't just stand there. We

got us a Great White to kill.

[Guns shots]

- Whoa! Be careful. Be careful.

- Ouch!

- You okay? All right.

- Yes.

Look, I'm gonna give this shark

$30,000 worth of pain now, okay?

- Okay.

- Give me that. You take this.

And go get me my damn hot sauce.

Ugh.

[Laughs]

Come on, Sally tuna.

[Laughing]

Hot sauce, daddy!

Here you go, you son of a b*tch!

I hope that hurts!

You cost me $30,000!

Smile you son of a b*tch!

[Laughs]

- Yes siree!

- Ah!

[Both yell]

[Grunting]

Have you lost your damn mind?

This ain't fishing! It's

barbaric! It's criminal!

- I should have both of you arrested!

- That fish ate...

One more word out of you, and

you'll be swimming back to shore!

- You killed him good, pop.

- It was almost worth losing the money.

[Laughing]

- You want me to try...

- Shut up!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Great White

Shark, nature's perfect killing machine...

Until me and my daddy...

Whipped his ass!

Victoria!

Oh!

Grab my hand! Grab my hand! [Grunting]

Help me! Help me! God! Don't let go!

Help! No! No! [Yelling]

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

You got six feet.

Almost. Almost. All right. All

right. That's it. That's it.

Would you look at that water!

Hey, dude, you gonna let me

bust the cherry on your jet ski?

Hell, no. Nobody's riding it but me.

Come on, man. I'm not gonna scratch it.

- You'll never get the chance.

- Come on!

Unless you hook me up

with your little sister.

That's not gonna happen dude,

she thinks you're a total jackass.

Then I guess you're out of luck.

I don't think anyone's gonna

be looking at your eyes, Taylor.

Ava, honey, I told you, it's

all about the total package.

You're never gonna get anywhere with

your prude mood or that hideous swimsuit.

Where'd you get that thing

anyway, your grandmother's closet?

What's wrong with it?

Nothing, if you're

trying to stay a virgin.

Blaise, what do you think of Ava's suit?

I think it's really nice.

Don't listen to him, horny

boys will say anything.

What about mine? Maxim material?

[Blaise] Maxim-um jail bait.

Jail bait? What does that mean?

It means he's not interested in

little girls with criminal records.

Ava! Breaking and entering.

We're all so proud.

It's called curiosity. I

wasn't going to steal anything.

Hey, just think. One day, your

curiosity can be tried as an adult.

- Whoops.

- You little...

I'm gonna get you. You better run.

Kid should be arrested.

[Grunts]

[Groans]

[Sighs]

I got you something.

[Sighs]

[Sniffs]

[Groans]

Aah.

[Man on tv] Ladies and gentlemen,

this state-of-the-art hotel

is the first step to bolstering our

economy in our new Smallport initiative.

As Mayor, it is my

personal mission to ensure

that Smallport becomes

the state's number one...

[Man] Woo!

This is the greatest

day of my life! Woo!

Come on. Let me get on

the jet ski. Come on.

- They make such a cute couple.

- How come you're not out there?

- I don't swim.

- Don't or can't?

- There's a big difference.

- I don't swim.

- What's your sister's excuse?

- Why?

You have a crush on her, don't you?

So what if I do?

She's only the most boring

person who ever lived.

- [Woman] Cicely.

- What up?

Check it out.

It's Dad's boat.

Oh, yeah. That's cool.

Did he have a charter today?

Why don't you call him?

- [Blaise] What's wrong?

- [Cicely] She's always tripping.

Can you hand me my phone? Please?

I'm telling you.

Thank you.

[Female voice] You

have reached 850-99...

Straight to voice mail.

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