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Synopsis: Muffin Baker is the star of cheesy Hollywood films directed by her boyfriend, Ted Wood. A telegram informs her that her rich Uncle Cyrus has died, so she and Ted fly to Ravenswood Manor for the reading of the will. Her uncle's attorney, Archibald Weisenheimer, has designs on Cyrus's fortune for his daughter, the grasping Evilyn. In addition, the manor's manservant and maid hatch their own plan. Helping Muffin is the manor's ghost, the playful bikini-clad Tabitha. Can ghost and starlet best the Machiavellian machinations of maid, manservant, and majordomo? And what of Uncle's fortune? Is it really three million?
 
IMDB:
4.1
NOT RATED
Year:
2006
84 min
188 Views


all members of his family

expensive to reading of the will.

I can not wait.

Check it is!

You really think you can

inherit this whole place?

Who knows, maybe.

Uncle Sajlus I was very attached

.

Usually I was plucked to knee

for several hours.

Nice.

In fact, sometimes it is not standing

and when I asked him.

Hopping... hopping...

It was a bit strange...

Thanks for the information. Are we going to see

Is there anybody in there?

OK.

Do?

Oh, Miss Baker.

- Hi, Marsh.

We're about Uncle Sajlusa.

I guess you've heard, do you?

Well he did not, he lives here!

Yeah, I got Mr. Sajlusa.

It's painful to even.

Hi, I'm Ted.

Ted Wood.

Ted?

Ted Wood?

Am I wrong, or is: Ms.

Baker supposed to travel alone?

Well, Marsh.

If that is your real name?

'' The more vivid''

at least I say so.

Please, enter.

Thank you.

Your coat, sir.

- Of course that's my coat.

Well, Mars, if the house is still

'' haunted''?

Yes... it is.

Well, Marsh. How so ugladen character as

I finished in such a place like

kuerina as the'''' Gavrilov.

Well, let me tell you...

Smarao I was like a dog,

while I was sitting with bass,

I drove around in my Jugiu,

stomped it to the floor and shooting each

women who sell...

Then I saw something that made me lieth end,

began some black smoke to Euros under the hood,

so I parked next to the cemetery,

the side of the road.

I have DIPA zombies, vampires Ripa

,

and bats are flying in the sky!

Appeared with female breasts,

big as the moon,

werewolf with bouffant hair!

I threw the spirit of a finger, said

I do not play the cross,

in a place that's not helping!

Well it to the max

spark for Gavrilovo''''!

I have DIPA zombies, vampires Ripa

,

and bats are flying in the sky!

Appeared with female breasts,

big as the moon,

werewolf with bouffant hair!

I threw the spirit of a finger, said

I do not play the cross,

in a place that's not helping!

Well it to the max

spark for Gavrilovo''''!

Gavrilovo it, bazenii,

movie stars.

I've been here since then.

Sounded to me that I heard the front door.

Muffin, looking lovelier than ever!

Thank Areia.

This is my fiance, Ted.

Lovely to meet you fella!

Aribald Vajzenhajmer.

This must have been a terrible shock

.

It is to suddenly.

So I was told.

What happened?

Cleaned her his knife.

And he pulled the trigger.

How tragic!

Yes, the real horror...

to call my daughter.

Tata

You called?

- Yes, dear.

This is:
Ms. Baker

and her boyfriend.

Hi, Muffin!

Finally got here!

Ted, this is my daughter, Evelyn.

Hello, gorgeous!

It is readily excites.

Yes, but we're all family.

- Exactly!

I believe you have a lot of questions about the

property.

I think that brandy

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Fred Olen Ray

Fred Olen Ray (born September 10, 1954) is an American film director, producer, screenwriter, actor, and cinematographer. He is the producer, director, and screenwriter of low to medium-budget feature films in many genres, including horror, science fiction, action/adventure, softcore sex films and crime dramas. He has also produced a few feature films for a family audience. Many of his early productions appeared at drive-in theaters and inner-city grindhouses, when those outlets for low-budget films were still significant. Some of Ray's productions have received theatrical releases. Most of his current output, however, is released directly to DVD or appears on cable television channels such as Showtime, Cinemax, and HBO. Ray has directed over a hundred films and is still going strong. Ray is the head of Retromedia, which releases DVDs of both his own productions and archival films. He has also worked for other well-known independent studios and on a few occasions for major Hollywood studios. He is also cited as an inspiration for many independent film-makers. He loaned a 16 mm camera to Quentin Tarantino so he could make My Best Friend's Birthday.Aside from the film industry, Fred Olen Ray is also a professional wrestler. His wrestling name is Fabulous Freddie Valentine. more…

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