Getting Schooled Page #2

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Uh... too late.

Uh... hi.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

It's just that...

Do you remember what happened?

Shelly's gonna take a look

at you.

I don't want to.

Do it...

or I'll call the police myself.

Okay, don't have a cow.

Just give me two seconds.

What the hell are you doing?

Hey!

Hey!

Just go!

Shelly!

I'm gathering my chi.

If I watch this

am I gonna be a flamer?

Yeah.

F***in' do it already!

- Okay.

- Come on! Do it!

It's a little bruised.

You have to press around it.

Gag me.

Do you wanna do it?

Are you okay?

It hurts further back.

Be careful.

Further back.

Oh, barf me out!

What is wrong with you?!

Gross!

You're a dick, man!

- He bit me!

- You're in time out, speed racer.

Get the door. Move!

Come on!

It's like shark teeth.

God, you're heavy.

Shut up!

Stupid kids.

Ah, ouch.

It hurts.

Okay.

So now we add taking a hostage

to the list of offenses.

Oh, it's "we" now?

Yes, we.

We...

Let's just figure this out!

I've been thinking about this.

Oh, here we go.

The men are talking.

We need to make sure

no one gets in here

until we figure this sh*t out.

We need to call the police.

We are totally innocent.

They're not gonna believe us!

At least not until Mr. Roboto

comes to his senses.

What's your big idea, then?

We gotta lock down the school.

Lock it down?

No one can see him.

He's in the closet.

What if somebody walks in

and he starts shouting?

What then, huh?

I can't believe this, but...

I agree with a kid

that wears a leather jacket.

Any volunteers?

- Mm-mm.

- All right. Jocko, I guess we...

Uh... I'll take Julie with me.

You just watch that door.

Fine.

Hey, why don't you come up here

with me?

I think he's gone insane.

What are we gonna do?

Follow the plan.

Lock it down.

Every door and window?

That's impossible.

Nothing's impossible.

Man, you are a mess.

You're so pretty.

You think they know?

They would never...

I love you.

I love you too.

Aw, young love.

Kinda takes me back to my youth.

'Scuse me.

You guys have a hall pass?

- We really have to go...

- Yeah, we gotta go.

Look, we just gotta go.

That's all.

Kids of today.

You just wonder what's

going through their minds.

You know...

Probably sex...

more sex...

sex again...

Did I say sex?

That's included:
Sex.

We can't let them catch on.

Yeah, they'll rag us to death,

but...

I don't really care

what anyone thinks.

I do.

You can't be seen

with an outcast like me.

What if your dad...

You two look like

you've been boinking.

Ugh! Grotesque!

Ha ha!

Nobody's getting in here today.

This place is locked down

like my offensive line.

Boo bam!

- Ta-da!

Mr Roker's wallet, anyone?

Look what we have here.

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