Get Smart Page #3

- I really don't think that that's a...

- Shh.

- Did you just...?

- Shh!

Go, go, go!

MAN 1:

Wait!

MAN 2:

Somebody shut it off!

MAX:
Good, 23, just in time.

I think I got one of them.

Is that the Chief?

AGENT 99:

Yes, it is.

Sorry about that, Chief.

Is that a dent in his head?

[WHISTLES]

Hi. Hi.

Agent 13, you are in a tree.

Yeah, communications got knocked down,

so they put me in a tree.

- Old-school stuff.

- Glad to see you're okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, I have to get going.

Would you raise up the walkway, please?

You don't have to get going.

You don't have to go.

Yeah, I've got a meeting.

- How you been?

- I've been well.

- Everything good?

- It's great. Well, I gotta...

Could you come back this way?

Yeah, yeah, I think I will.

What time?

Well... Mm.

I get it.

Who wants to talk to a guy in a tree?

I get it.

Hang in there.

Don't cry, don't... Please don't cry.

[BEEPING]

CHIEF:

Okay. Let's get started.

You'll have to bear with me,

I'm still a little fuzzy.

I got a pretty good

hit in the head yesterday.

Yes, it was dark in there.

You probably tripped.

I hurt my knee. It was smoky too.

CHIEF:

All right, here's what we know.

Wait. Chief, I request

the cone of silence.

Max, not the cone of silence.

We're in a safe room, for God's sakes.

We thought CONTROL was safe.

Okay. Lloyd.

CHIEF:
Okay, we have reason to believe

that our security was breached by KAOS.

- You have to speak up.

CHIEF:
Can you hear me?

- I'm not hearing anyone.

- What?

CHIEF:
Can you hear me?

AGENT 99:
What did you say?

- Bruce, it's not working.

- It's not working!

Chief! I hit you in the head

with a fire extinguisher!

No, no, no, we're not ready yet.

LARABEE:

Okay. All right.

- It doesn't work, get rid of it.

- Turn it off.

This thing is no good.

It's a useless piece of garbage.

- Turn it off!

- Larabee, you all right?

Larabee wants out!

[YELLS]

Today's the day, and we're gonna

get rid of this damn thing.

LARABEE:
That is cold. That's cold.

AGENT 91:
All right, easy.

CHIEF:

All right, are we done?

Yep. I can hear now.

Sorry, Chief, someone led me to believe

the cone was ready.

For the record, I never actually

used the word "ready."

"I'll show them the cone.

The cone's the shizzle."

- You said that to me.

- All right, shut up.

Listen up, people.

There's been a rash of thefts

of nuclear material...

...especially yellowcake,

over the last three months.

Now, based on Max's intel, we were

able to get Agent 38 inside KAOS.

We must've been close

to uncovering something...

...so KAOS hit us and they hit us hard.

They hacked our system...

...and learned the identities

of all our field agents.

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