Get Smart

Synopsis: American Maxwell Smart works for a Government spy agency in an administrative capacity. When the agency's head office is attacked, the Chief decides to assign Maxwell as a spy and partners him with sexy Agent 99, much to her chagrin. The duo nevertheless set off to combat their attackers by first parachuting off an airplane and landing in Russian territory - followed closely by an over seven feet tall, 400 pound goon, known simply as Dalip. The duo, handicapped by Maxwell's antics, will eventually have their identities compromised, and may be chalked up as casualties, while back in America their attackers have already planted a bomb that is set-up to explode in a concert.
Director(s): Peter Segal
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  2 wins & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
PG-13
Year:
2008
110 min
$130,246,343
Website
1,156 Views


...that until we understand

that our enemies are also human...

...we will never defeat them.

Yes, they are bad guys, but that

is what they do, not who they are.

Let's continue listening...

...and bear in mind that the next 100 pages

can get a little bit dry.

MAN:

Come on...

Easy, Durat! This stuff is radioactive.

One slip-up, and it's "ka-fricking-boom!"

MAN:

Shtarker.

This is KAOS.

We don't "ka-fricking-boom" here.

Sorry, Mr. Siegfried.

Get it in the truck,

and let's burn this place to the ground.

But if we have what we want,

why burn the building?

Any more questions?

Missed me!

[LAUGHS]

All right! All right! I'm out!

He was lying, Max. It was a good shot.

Thanks.

I am so sick of training.

I wanna get out in the field.

AGENT 91:
Give it up, 23! It's just you

and Maxi-pad against the six of us.

Oh, gee, Maxi-pad,

I've never heard that one before!

I never have actually heard that before.

[YELLS]

It's a knife wound from the last mission.

My blood gets pumping, it seeps.

LARABEE:

Hey, Maxine!

Come over here

and we'll play a game I like to call:

"Let's Go to the Dog Show."

I put a collar on you

and make you my bi...!

[GUNSHOT]

[LARABEE GRO ANING]

I think I really got inside his head.

I am not proud of what I just did.

I am not proud of what I just did.

Game over, Chatty Cathy.

[GRUNTING]

Game over when I say it's over.

- Okay.

- Wet willy.

Okay. Who wants lunch?

Well, excellent work, 23,

but I could've handled it my...

[MAN GRUNTS]

[EARS RINGING]

- Max, the Chief wants to see you.

- It is nice to see you too!

You wanted to see me, Chief?

Yes, Max, yes, please, sit down.

Your field-agent test results

just came in and...

- Something wrong with your ear?

- Absolutely not.

Would you like me

to wait while you answer that?

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