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Answer what?
Nothing. You were saying?
I was saying the results
are quite extraordinary.
In fact, your essay on existentialism
was quite amazing.
I left that section blank.
Blank? Brilliant.
Brilliant, Max.
- You passed with flying colors.
- Yes!
You know what, sir?
I can't say that I am shocked.
I felt good about this year's test,
in light of the fact...
...that in previous years,
my fitness has been an issue.
Personal best.
But not anymore. I'm ready for duty.
I know how hard
you've prepared for this...
...and how much this means to you...
...but I'm afraid I can't promote you.
- What?
- I can't afford to give up my best analyst.
I mean, the amount of chatter
you get through, and the reports...
...I mean, they go way beyond
the raw data.
So to be clear, you're not promoting me,
because I do such a great job.
Max, the way you and I work
is becoming a lost art form.
I spend half my days
trying to convince the vice president...
...that intelligence comes
from humans and not satellites.
Men with hunches,
that's where the real work gets done.
I'm very proud of you, Max...
...very proud of you...
...but I need you where you are.
MAX:
I am sorry, but we can never be.
Despite today's setback,
I will at some point become a field agent...
...and when that happens...
...one phone call could take me
to the other side of the world.
Who am I kidding? I'm a middle-aged
man who's missed the train.
You don't deserve this.
I don't deserve you.
You're so young and so full of life.
Don't do it, Fang.
Don't love me.
[GRUNTING]
MAX:
Here.
- Oh, great.
- Sorry.
That was my last mile.
I have no idea how fast it was.
You were moving.
It's not easy to knock me down.
I have a low center of gravity.
Pretty solid.
I'm just gonna call that one a 4:50.
Impressive. I once ran a 5:16.
Oh, really? That's, uh, slower.
Not everything's a competition.
Well, if it were, I'd win.
Ah. Are you flirting with me?
Not at all. Are you flirting with me?
That depends. Is it working?
Not at all.
Well, nice meeting you!
I admire your focus!
[YELLS]
Am I invisible?
[ALARM WAILING]
Bruce, Lloyd, what happened?
And what is that ungodly smell?
Fear.
I'll be back.
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
AGENT 99:
Freeze.
Freeze.
- No, you freeze.
- You freeze.
- I told you to freeze.
Oh, my God.
- You.
- You.
- Are you CONTROL?
- I'm Maxwell Smart.
I am a CONTROL analyst. Who are you?
I'm Agent 99.
Oh, my word. You are Agent 99?
- I am a huge fan!
- Thank you.
[CLATTERING]
What are you doing?
I'm right here, just talk to me!
I'm going to cause a diversion.
You run and get help.
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