Get Out Alive Page #2

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Wow, it's so serene.

It's so beautiful.

Very romantic.

I was gonna say relaxing.

Welcome to Second Chance Retreat.

Good afternoon.

Place your hand on the outline, please.

Oh, I'm sorry.

What's this for?

The security ID links

to your unique prints

and lets you into your room.

Basically, it recognizes

your bio-signature.

I had the same reaction

last time I was here.

Relax, it's harmless.

Really?

Mmmhmm.

( Computer )

Bio-scan successful.

And now I'll take a picture.

Once you check in,

the doctor will be around

to do a medical.

Wait, a medical?

I'm fine, thank you.

It's just for insurance purposes.

They're gonna take a blood sample,

check your heartbeat,

basically just checking to see

if you're alive and breathing.

I'll show you to your rooms.

Well, perfect.

I just need to call the office

and make sure there aren't

any fires to put out.

You're out of luck.

Sorry, no phone calls.

Retreat policy.

We have a cell blocker

to prevent any calls.

Wait, seriously?

We are officially off the grid.

It's to help mend the relationship.

Great.

Trust me, you'll be thanking me

in a week.

If you say so.

The security, is that really necessary?

Unfortunately, some of the wives

attack their husbands during therapy.

It makes for a dangerous environment.

( Laughs )

I'm kidding!

I had you!

No, it's for the insurance company.

They insisted on it, I don't know why.

I'll stick with the angry wife scenario.

Speaking of angry wives,

let's go find them

before they spend all your money.

Oh, man. This place is awesome.

The security?

The guards?

The blood tests?

The doctors?

Doesn't it seem a little weird?

Can we just get through the week?

Look, if you want me

to get another room,

if you're uncomfortable...

They're expecting us

for dinner in an hour.

We should get ready.

I'm willing to make it work.

You just have to make an attempt.

( jazz music )

Is it just me or is this place

completely empty?

You read my mind, son.

Russell Green, and this is my wife, Ira.

Short for Irate.

Lucy.

Hi, Lucy.

Greg.

Hi, Greg.

James.

This is my wife, Serena.

You're retreat virgins, aren't you?

You've got that whole

"kicked in the nads" look.

I'm sorry, I forgot his muzzle at home.

So how did you hear about this place?

Oh, well our friends James and Serena,

they've been here before,

they swear by it.

How about you?

It's a strange thing.

Out of nowhere a woman shows up,

tells us we've been selected

to participate

in a week-long retreat

and, well, three words

sealed the deal for us.

"All expenses paid".

And why not?

Who would turn down an

all expenses paid holiday?

I mean, they're looking

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