Get a Job Page #2

Synopsis: Life after college graduation is not exactly going as planned for Will and Jillian who find themselves lost in a sea of increasingly strange jobs. But with help from their family, friends and coworkers they soon discover that the most important (and hilarious) adventures are the ones that we don't see coming.
 
IMDB:
5.3
Metacritic:
31
R
Year:
2016
83 min
828 Views


- She is right,

Where to meet?

I met her on my last tour,

That was ,,, when?

Borders,

The Borders Bookstore?

Listen, man,

the business went bankrupt, beauty?

All were out of work,

I had to get out of there fast,

So why Skeezy D?

Men who hire prostitutes

They are not paying for sex, Will,

They are paying for danger,

they are paying

to feel alive,

Hey, motherf***er, better pay

my b*tch who owes,

They are paying for a certain

joie de vivre,

Joie de vivre?

It's French,

I am not resisting arrest!

I am not resisting arrest,

I'm not!

B*tch had a deal!

I was renting rooms

for prostitutes?

Skeezy said they were here ,,,

No, this is not the kind of

establishment I have here,

Read the warning there, boy,

Says banned prostitution,

This certainly includes prostitutes,

You are fired,

Sorry, officer, I just need to be

more cautious with whom I contract,

- Do it,

- Yes, I will,

Thanks for everything, cop,

Sorry, kid, I Think

sh*t left for you, you know?

You got it!

You will be fine,

Son of a b*tch,

Hey, Dad?

I need to ask you for money,

Will, you're an adult now,

I will not give you more money,

Father, what will I do?

You want me to sell

my body in the corner?

No more life lessons, man,

I'm broken,

I have no money for anything,

I lost my job,

Are you serious?

I'm afraid so,

What happened?

Apparently, I was so successful

optimization

the beverage production chain

I did, made my job obsolete,

So what will you do?

I'll get a job,

I follow methods,

I remain positive,

and in the meantime,

I can do all the tasks

for which I never had time,

GENTLEMEN RIVER CLUB

You have to live life together,

The top one percent,

here I go, babe,

Fantastic,

This guy got a job,

Called Top Deck Securities,

Beginning next month,

If I say well, I will be

making transactions in December,

From this point on, will be coffee

and cocaine to me, baby,

You give change for a dollar?

No, stay, you worked hard,

You have one

incredible amount of torque,

You deserve

so more money than that,

but I have a teacher's salary,

If you want to see the show, you have to pay,

No, I'm here for the free buffet,

The buffet is free because you should

They are spending money on me,

I think I found an opening,

Your friend has personality,

He is unemployed,

So pay it a dance in his lap,

Anime it,

Would you like to meet her one day,

Do not get pregnant,

Look, I have a girlfriend,

- Will!

- Oh no!

- So, are you looking for work?

- Yes,

What would you do if you won the lottery

and never have to work?

I do not know,

What is your passion?

What love do?

I like to do

funny videos on YouTube,

If enjoys making videos on YouTube,

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