George of the Jungle Page #2

Don't you worry, peanut.

I was on a bridge like this in Maui.

It was steady as a rock.

See?

Hey! S-Stop! Stop that!

Stop that! What th...

Yee-haw!

- I got you.

- No!

Don't worry.

Nobody dies in this story.

They just get

really big boo-boos.

What did I tell you?

You know, they shouldn't let

inexperienced guides

like that on these treks.

Did you see the look

that guy just gave me?

Probably saying I'm the biggest jerk

they've ever seen in their lives.

Probably trying to think

of something evil to do to me.

If they turn on us,

we're never gonna get home.

It's up to me to make the peace.

I'm going in.

Gentlemen. Cigar, cigarette?

Okay, gifts from America.

- Hey, hey.

- I give you a cigar,

you give me some of your lands.

All right.

A first contact has been made.

Ready, aim...

There you go, my man. Huh?

You like magic fire? Do ya?

Well, get a load of this.

There you go. Magic picture.

Yet another gift from America.

Here you go.

You're welcome.

Thirty-five millimetre.

Translation, please.

He says that he likes

your magic pictures...

but he prefers the resolution of

the Leica 35 millimetre transparencies.

He also says your lens is dirty, but he

has the equipment to clean it for you.

Well, tell him to clean this

while he's at it.

- Come on, let's go.

- Where?

Find you an ape, so we

can get the heck outta here.

Lyle, we can't go into the jungle alone.

We could get lost out here.

It's my job to get you

what you want.

You want a double decaf

latte with mocha sprinkles...

you will get a double decaf

latte with mocha sprinkles.

You want a white ape,

I'll get you a white ape.

Here, monkey, monkey, monkey.

Here, gorilla, gorilla.

Come on.

- Don't move.

- You mean I actually found one?

It worked?

- God, that scared me.

- Scared me, too.

I'm gonna go get help.

You wait here.

Oh, no.

Here, kitty, kitty,

kitty, kitty, kitty.

When lion brush last?

Don't tickle.

Don't ti... No...

Rubber tree always good for clothesline.

Upsy, kitty.

George not even trying hard.

Flying pile driver.

Havin' some fun now.

Bad kitty!

- That close one, huh?

- Watch out for that tree!

Huh?

Oops.

Funny-looking fella.

White ape.

Y... Y... U-Ursula!

Ursu... Wha...

Ursula, I found your scrunchie.

Go away!

It was horrible.

It was... 400-pound

white ape man.

The white ape

has my girlfriend.

I held him off as long as I could.

Blood everywhere.

The white ape... my girlfriend.

He... He weighs 400 pounds.

The white ape got my girlfriend!

The white ape got...

Help! Help! Man needs help!

After a night

of feverish fantasies...

the perfectly permed heiress,

Ursula Stanhope...

awoke to the melodious music of the

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