George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing Page #3
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- 2005
- 75 min
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Goddam it!"
I just think that's interesting as hell!
That's probably the most interesting
thing you can do with your life!
End it!
I don't think I could that, though!
Could you? God!
I couldn't commit suicide
if my life depended on it!
But I understand it, you know?
I think I do...
I don't wonder about it! I don't
wonder:
"Why did he do that?"mind?" You know what I wonder?
Where do you find the f***ing time?
Who's got time to be committing suicide?
Aren't you busy? I've got sh*t to do!
Suicide would be way down
on my list...
...probably down past lighting
my own house on fire!
Am I wanna try a little
self-mutilation first?
You know? Take a couple of
hunks out of my arm...
See if I like the general idea...!
Cause you gotta have
priorities, man! You know?
And you gotta have a plan, too, for
something like that! Gotta plan that sh*t!
People don't just run out the
house and jump off a bridge!
There are things you
have to decide!
Timing is important!
When are you gonna do it?
"Welll, let me see it now...!"
"Wednesday's out. Gotta take
Timmy to the circus...!"
"Survivors's on on Thursday!"
"Friday, I've got my colon cleansing..."
"Folks are coming over on Sunday..."
"Sunday...!"
By God, that'll be just the thing!
Maybe Mum will find my body!
Serves her right for f***ing me up
the way she did!
Then you have to pick a method!
How are you gonna do it?
Well, let me see it now...!
I'm afraid of heights, that's no good!
Can't swallow pills,
Don't like the sight of blood...!
F***ing ovens are electric...!
I'd lay out in front of a
train, except damn track
Maybe I'll just take a gun
and shoot myself in the mouth!
Huh... Suppose I miss!
People'll be laughing at me!
Suppose I live...!
I'd have a big f***ing hole in my head!
I'd have to wear some kind
of dumbass hat!
Well, I guess I'll just hang myself!
That'll be good!
Gotta get a rope!
Oh, sh*t! There's always something...!
I've got a rope
in the garage...!
Ah! It's got a lot of
grease and paint on it!
Don't want to get that
stuff on my neck!
Wal-Mart is having a special
on rope this weekend!
No sense in spending a lot of money
to kill myself!
Then again, I can always
put it on my credit card,
and never have to pay
the f***ing thing!
Eh, that's it, then! I'm hanging myself
and Wal-Mart is paying for it!
What's next? A note...!
Oh, Jesus!
Gotta express myself!
Hell, if I gotta express myself I wanna
be thinking a note or something, I guess...
Where's the pen? Can never
find a pen!
Told the kids not to move the pen
away from that telephone! Goddam kids!
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