George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing

Synopsis: George Carlin continues making people laugh with his 13th HBO stand-up special.
Director(s): Rocco Urbisci
  Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. Another 2 nominations.
75 min

I'm hangin' in,

there ain't no doubt...

...and I'm hangin' tough.

Over and out!

Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you very much!

Way to go! Thank you!

Hey! I've got 341 days over and next year's

my 50th anniversary in show business... let's do a f***ing show! Huh?

You know some people don't talk about' em

in public anymore? Pussyfarts!

So, anyway...

I said that on my last

HBO show and apparently

some people don't know

what a pussyfart is...!

...'cause I got some inquiries...

Here's the deal!

A pussyfart is like when you're making

love to a woman...

...who's got a little extra air

in her vagina...

...and every time you thrust forward

there's kind of a...

And the two of you,

just lyin' there, each

is wonderin' if the

other one farted...

And the man is usually thinking:

"Maybe she farts when she comes!"

"Maybe she took a sh*t!"

"Man, I gotta stay out of that

f***ing bar!"

Another word you don't hear too often

is "Dingleberries!"

You know? You never hear it

in "Meet the Press?"

The dingleberry solution,

the dingleberry-gate... Nothing!

I guess this is 'cause

"dingleberries" is one of them

words you don't say too much

past your tenth birthday!

It't not a grown-up's word!

It's a kid's word!


Always sounded kinda Christmasy to me!

Won't you say there's a holiday ring to it?


"John, you may want to hang some

dingleberries over the front door!"

"And when Mary Ann comes over she

can kiss you under the Dingleberries!"

It is to be devoutedly wished

that she would kiss me...

...under the Dingleberries!

"Cornhole" is another word you

don't hear enough!

You don't hear that

nearly enough, you know!

It's a good word! A solid word!

It's a tough word! It's

a man's kind of word!

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George Carlin

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics; one newspaper called Carlin "the dean of counterculture comedians". In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences".The first of Carlin's 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. From the late 1980s, Carlin's routines focused on sociocultural criticism of American society. He often commented on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture. He was a frequent performer and guest host on The Tonight Show during the three-decade Johnny Carson era, and hosted the first episode of Saturday Night Live in 1975. His final HBO special, It's Bad for Ya, was filmed less than four months before his death. In 2008, he was posthumously awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. In 2017, Rolling Stone magazine ranked him second (behind Richard Pryor) on its list of the 50 best stand-up comics of all time. more…

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