George Carlin: Doin' It Again

Synopsis: George Carlin brings his comedy back to New Jersey and this time talks about Offensive Language, Euphemisms, They're Only Words, Dogs, Things you never hear, see or wanna hear, Some people are stupid, Cancer, Feminists, Good Ideas, Rape, Life's moments, and organ donors.
Director(s): Rocco Urbisci
  1 win & 1 nomination.
60 min

learning experience,

nor will it be

a growth period.

There'll be no sharing,

no caring,

no birthing,

no bonding,

no parenting,

no nurturing.

We will not establish

a relationship,

we will not have

any meaningful dialogue,

and we definitely will not

spend any quality time.

We will not be

supportive of one another

so that we can get

in touch with our feelings

in order to feel

good about ourselves.

And if you're one

of those people

who needs a little space,

please, go the f*ck outside!

We will,

we will, however,

be talking about

those little moments

that seem to last forever.

Have you ever been

in a serious social situation

when you suddenly realize

you have to pull the underwear

out of the crack in your ass?

Do you take this woman

to be your lawful wedded wife?


Who, her?

Oh, hell yeah.

Well, it's one of life's

little moments, isn't it?

It's one of those

little moments

you have to deal

with at the time.

You can't postpone that.

You can't put that off

and be walking

around like this.

You've got to get in there

and clear that thing out.

You've got to

rescue your underwear.

There's a letter

in your mailbox.

That's right.

And you have to rectify

that situation

so that you can move along

to your next

embarrassing moment,

which is probably

scheduled immediately.

That's the way life is,

full of those little moments.

Everybody knows them,

everybody recognizes them.

You ever been at

a really loud party,

I mean, a good loud party

where the music

is playing too loud

and everybody is

talking too loudly,

and in order to be heard

even by the person

standing right next to you,

you've got to be screaming

at the top of your lungs.

But every now

and then at a party,

it seems as though everyone

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George Carlin

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics; one newspaper called Carlin "the dean of counterculture comedians". In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences".The first of Carlin's 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. From the late 1980s, Carlin's routines focused on sociocultural criticism of American society. He often commented on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture. He was a frequent performer and guest host on The Tonight Show during the three-decade Johnny Carson era, and hosted the first episode of Saturday Night Live in 1975. His final HBO special, It's Bad for Ya, was filmed less than four months before his death. In 2008, he was posthumously awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. In 2017, Rolling Stone magazine ranked him second (behind Richard Pryor) on its list of the 50 best stand-up comics of all time. more…

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