Gentlemen Broncos Page #2

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Lord Daysius sends his regards.

But we're investigating ways

to strengthen the military.

Your gonad is being used for research.

You took my nads.

We only took one.

You took my nads, Dennis.

I know you're upset,

but we plan to give it back.

We'll be done with it very soon.

Darn you, flippin' Daysius.

Get away from me with that. You hear me?

Relax, Bronco. This will ease the pain.

You release me, my cat's hungry.

Release me!

You tell Lord Daysius

to eat the corn out of my crap.

Good night, Benjamin.

I really need to think about this one.

Program.

Program.

Before we commence the activities,

I'd like to introduce you

to a very special person

He is a man who has repeatedly

probed our imaginations for decades

A man whose canon of work has pushed

the envelope of science and reason

A man who has created such realistic

characters, I call them friends

Chevalier.

He's talking about Ronald Chevalier.

Without further ado,

I give you one of the greatest

science fiction authors of our time,

Dr Ronald Chevalier

Thank you. So good to see you, Cletus.

Greetings and salutations

It is such an honor to be in the midst

of so many juvescent ripe minds

When I was your age,

I had just completed my first trilogy,

a body of work you now know

as The Cyborg Harpies.

- I love you, Ronald!

- Thank you

But what many people fail to recognize

is that I created over 49 different

pieces of cover art for that trilogy

No way.

In this first piece, we see an early

rendering of a harpy named Linda

Here, she uses her knowledge of lasers

to rupture the crust of a distant moon

Here is a detail of the ruptured moon crust

'"Must rupture the moon crust, '"

she's thinking

This is a piece that came to me in a dream

when I was 11

I call it Migration,

and it depicts a fleet of harpies

synchronizing their mammary cannons

to create laser-rain

A hard rain's gonna fall

And finally we have a youngling

trying to penetrate

the secrets of the human mind

You won't do it like that, youngling

You must use friendship

Thank you

For the first time ever,

it is my privilege to announce

Prism Publishing will be hosting a contest

for the best work submitted at this festival

It will be judged by a panel

of industry professionals,

including myself,

and the winner will receive

a 1,000-copy release of their work

at selected bookstores nationwide

In addition, I will personally

create an original piece of cover art

to accompany the winning story

May the glistening chrome of

the Borg Queen shed her light upon us all

Amen

I'm assuming that most of you are here

for two main reasons.

Alpha, you love to write fantasy fiction,

and beta, the character names

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