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Sorry, I'm just...

[CHUCKLES] Aah!

...really nervous.

- It's totally fine.

- Um... [CLEARS THROAT] Okay.

So, um,

as you probably know...

most of information

about you

- is on the Internet, or whatever.

- Mm-hmm.

Um, it's just that there's

this theory going around

that the two of you

are together,

and that's why you're

breaking up with Devin.

And, I just wanted to know

if it was true.

I'm sorry,

that's just...

that's incredibly

inappropriate.

Oh, I...

I didn't mean to be rude.

ANDREA:

Okay, here we go.

What is this?

It's apps.

Apps?

Appetizers.

They're super-good.

- MAN #1:
Heather, Heather, Heather, here!

- MAN #2:
Heather, Heather, here!

- Hey, Heather.

- Heather, here we go!

- Oh!

- Here we go, here we go.

STAN:
Hey Heather,

how ya doin' tonight?

- You're looking beautiful.

- Okay, Stan, give us some space.

STAN:
Yeah, how's the love life

now that Devin's out of it?

Hey, Heather, come on,

we know you like to dish.

- Tell us, what's going on?

- HEATHER:
I've got nothing to tell you, Stan.

So you're a single lady,

then?

Yup, I'm a single lady.

MAN #1:

Come on, Heather!

STAN:
Hey, ladies.

Wait up, come on.

Hey, Heather, why don't you

let me take you out some time?

I'll take ya any place

you wanna go.

- No thanks, Stan.

- No thanks, really?

Well, what is it? What does

Tracy have that I don't have?

Oh! Look at that? I think

I'm onto something, there.

Well, Tracy Kim is

a very beautiful woman.

- JILL:
All right, Stan, we're done.

- What do you think?

I don't know

what you're talking about.

Okay, remember,

I can either work with you

- or I can work...

- What is that supposed to mean?

- Are you threatening us?

- No, I'm not threatening you.

Okay, are you gonna print

a bunch of bullshit rumors?

No, I'm not gonna print

a bunch of bullshit rumors.

What is your problem?

Get a f***ing life.

- What's my problem?

- Get in the car. Come on.

I just feel that Heather's

fans have a right to know.

HEATHER:
You are like a vulture, Stan.

A vulture.

No. Listen.

I'm not a f***ing vulture.

- Move your coat.

- I'm not the bad guy here.

STAN:
I'm the good guy.

Remember that.

Who's the boss?

Who's running this show?

There ya go.

Bye-bye.

Have a good night.

[SCOFFS]

JILL:
What are you doing?

- I'm looking at Instagram.

- No!

- I know, but I...

- Stop! Don't do that!

I just wanna see the photo

that that girl took of me.

I found it.

You already found it?

Okay.

I do not look good.

Don't show me

while I'm driving.

- I would say I look bad to quite bad.

- Okay.

Heather,

where are we going?

"O.M.G., it happened.

Heather Anderson,

heart-eye emoticon."

"Hashtag Heather Anderson.

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