Gayby Baby Page #3

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- Cena.

- Cena!

And Cody.

- Cody Rhodes!

- Cody Rhodes!

And Triple.

- H.

- Good girl.

Um, the Un.

- Dertaker.

- Undertaker.

- Please don't indoctrinate your

sister

too much with wrestling.

- Okay.

Um, I'm thinking of someone else.

- [Jamie] I mean it though, Justin.

- Yeah sure Jamie sure.

- [Jamie] Alright.

In five minutes Rory, you need

to quickly wash your face.

- What about the one with the girl?

- Don't forget the girl wrestlers,

Gus.

- Who's gonna be the girl?

- The girls?

- This one!

- I love that you're shopping with me

for your mother's underwear, it's

great.

It's a bit unsexy the

whole lot of it isn't it?

- Stylish.

Make it look like you're the Joker.

- Um, can you not do that please?

- Sure.

- That is really not fair.

Do you want a tissue?

- Oh okay then.

- Thank you.

- If it's a tester you can wear it.

You don't have to wipe it off

just 'cause it freaked her out

because of her gender crisis,

but if it's not a tester

you can't use that though.

- They are testers though.

- Well just tell her it's fine

you like wearing lipstick.

Just apologise for upsetting her

but tell her it's fine to wear

lipstick.

Okay, come and help me clean that off

now.

I'm thinking.

It's okay, doll.

Max, you alright?

I'm thinking this?

What do you think about that

for your mother?

- Uh...

- Is that sexy 'jamas?

I said people don't understand

that boys might want to

wear lipstick as well.

It's not that weird really.

- No.

- Just tell her you're

practising for Mardi Gras.

- Hm.

- I'll tell her.

- No I don't wanna go near her again.

(Car honks)

- Beat the car, beat the car!

- We caught the bus.

- I know, but the car broke down

again.

Again?

- Again.

- I know, we didn't see

you so we started walking.

- In Parramatta I don't know anyone

who has a family like mine.

- Gotta get the baby out the car

and Ang has to drive the

car around for half an hour.

- I gave him my number.

- Did you?

Then you gave him my number.

(Calming music)

- Most of the time when I meet

someone new

I go, oh yeah my parents are gay

and they go, what?

Kind of looking forward to

going to high school finally,

getting out of Parramatta.

- You will be starting

your tutoring on the ninth.

She wants you to learn your song

before you even go there

so you have to have finally picked a

song

that you have to know

your song off by heart

before you even get there so she can

do

as much work with you.

- Off by heart?

- Off by heart.

- Okay.

- The lady says you have to know it

before she can work with you.

So she'll teach you some

techniques and stuff like that.

She'll probably teach you

more breathing techniques

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