Gayby Baby Page #2

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That's my time to visit God,

that's my time to talk to God.

So for me, that is very important to

me.

So if your game ends up

being on a Sunday morning

that means that I'm missing church.

- [Matt] When I went to

Bible study last Sunday,

we just read out a passage

and tried to think of the

meaning of that passage.

There's a nonbelievers tunnel

which is very wide and easy to go

through.

But then there's a believer's tunnel

which is very thin and

not so easy to go through.

And the reason why the

believer's tunnel is so thin

is because one, not many people

choose it

and two, it's hard to stay on that

track

once you've chosen it

because not all good

things in life come easy.

At our age we have the decision now

whether or not we believe

or don't believe in God.

(Church bell rings)

(TV news plays)

- Your call man.

If you can read what the

school lunch is to us,

then you can have it.

- The Wednesday special is...

(Struggles with word)

- ls what?

- Is rav...

- Rav, and what's the next letter.

- Ravin...

- No, rav-ee.

O...

Li...

- (Gasp) Say it again?

- Ravioli?

Return to the canteen by Sunday.

- Okay is it really Sunday?

- Saturday.

- Is that really Saturday?

- Oh, Thursday.

- Is that really Thursday,

'cause I think you.

- I mean Tuesday.

- You guessed four other days.

- Turn it over and spell Tuesday.

- Yeah turn it over and

spell Tuesday for me.

The days of the week

thing has let you down.

- Yeah the days of the week

thing is pretty upsetting,

I'd say.

- [Graham] If you don't read,

you'll end up on the street.

And if you do read you might

become the greatest author

in the world or the

richest man in the world!

Or you could just be a normal

person like everyone else.

Everyone reads.

(Calming music)

Tomorrow we're leaving

to go to Fiji.

- Maybe you should wear this on the

plane.

Can you imagine if you

walked up to Fiji in this,

I think you'd be a bit hot.

- I'll wait a bit.

We moved to Fiji for dad's work.

We're gonna have different uniforms,

different food, different house.

(Wrestling plays on TV)

- Three, four, five.

I am on the long road to puberty

which is when you become a man.

Most people say

that to be manly,

you have to like work

alone and walk different

and have these really

big muscles and biceps.

But I don't really know when you're

manly.

(Growls)

- Skin a rabbit.

- Ready, one two three, geez come on.

One two three skin a rabbit!

Here one two three.

Miss sunshine, little ray of

sunshine.

Arms up.

Careful.

Okay, I'm gonna say the first few

names

and you have to say the last name.

John.

- Michael.

- No that's Sean Michael,

so what about John C, C.

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