Gayby Page #3

So, you're a bear?.

I'm here, I'm bear.

Get used to it.

Woof... Paw.

You should try something new.

Well, how's this for new?.

Jenn asked me to

have a baby with her.

That is so Brooklyn.

I'm actually getting

a little tired of lesbians

asking me to

father their children.

But the genes are good, girl.

Jenn's not a lesbian.

Really?.

- Yeah, she's not.

- Really?.

Yes, she's not a lesbian.

Did you say yes?.

Yes...

We're gonna do it tomorrow.

Wow.

Do you wanna borrow some

porn for the doctor's office?.

I downloaded all this

amazing 70s stuff.

It's all mustaches

and no condoms.

We're not gonna go to a doctor.

We're gonna have sex.

Now that is whimsical.

Have you had her tested?.

She's fine.

It's been discussed.

She hasn't had sex in a while.

Well, it's nice to see you're

re-opening a closed location

in these troubled times.

Should I take my bra off?.

Oh, God, no,..

Unless it's

uncomfortable for you.

I don't have to do

anything with them, do l?.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no...

It's fine.

Good.

Covers...

I shaved my legs...

but then I realized

I probably didn't have to.

Did you...

wait a little bit

since the last time you...

got off?.

People say that

when you wait a couple days...

there's more...

Oh, that's not really

a problem for me.

Oh.

I mean, some guys

actually say it's too much.

I think that the amount

will be perfect for this.

Okay.

I'm gonna take

my underwear off.

Oh, yeah, me too.

- So, I was thinking...

- Uh-huh.

Um, that I could get started...

you know, outside...

over here...

and get it ready...

and when it's just

about to happen,

I could roll over and...

pop it in?.

Yeah, that sounds like a plan.

I wanted to mention though,

I read somewhere that...

if you enjoy it too,

then there's more

of a likelihood

that you'll conceive.

So, if you wanted to

do that on your side...

while I'm doing it on my side

I can probably do that later.

In the bathroom,

by myself.

I'm better by myself.

Okay.

Okay.

How's it going?.

It's beginning to respond.

Can I peak?. I'm wanna peak.

I'm peaking.

Oh...

I forgot how big you are.

Come on, Jenn.

You are so big.

Jenn, you don't have to do that.

I'm not a straight guy.

You don't have to stroke my ego.

I mean it's kind of true...

but I've seen bigger.

Tom's was huge.

Is that who you're

thinking about right now?.

It actually might be a little

bit easier if you didn't talk.

I'm sorry.

[panting]

- Okay.

- Okay?.

- It's happening.

- Okay.

- I'm gonna come in.

- Okay.

- I'm coming in.

- Don't impale me.

- It's gonna happen fast.

- Let me guide it.

- All right, here we are.

- Yep.

Ahhh...

- Okay.

- Yeah.

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