Gayby

Synopsis: Jenn and Matt are best friends from college who are now in their thirties. Single by choice, Jenn spends her days teaching hot yoga and running errands for her boss. Matt suffers from comic-book writer's block and can't get over his ex-boyfriend. They decide to fulfill a promise to have a child together... the old fashioned way. Can they navigate the serious and unexpected snags they hit as they attempt to get their careers and dating lives back on track in preparation for parenthood? 'Gayboy' is an irreverent comedy about friendship, sex, loneliness, and the family you choose.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Jonathan Lisecki
Production: Independent Pictures
  3 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.9
Metacritic:
58
Rotten Tomatoes:
90%
NOT RATED
Year:
2012
85 min
$8,387
Website
8 Views

someone else's sperm.

I can't...

I can't deal with that.

So then should I just

go in the bathroom,

jerk off into a cup,

put it in a turkey baster

or something?.

No!

I don't even have

a turkey baster.

Well, how do you wanna do this?.

I wanna do it

the old fashioned way.

Surprise...

Whoa! What?.

Are you just trying to get some?.

Gross! What?. No!

Come on, we did this in college.

Yeah, we did it in college,

but we were really

drunk when we did it.

Do you want to get really drunk?.

And you stopped

talking to me

for like a whole month

afterwards, remember?.

You showed up at my

and you ruined it.

For the millionth time,

I am sorry.

And I did not stop talking

to you because we had sex.

Well, then why did you?.

Who remembers?.

I certainly don't.

Hey, do you think that you can?.

Can what?.

Have sex with me?.

What is this - a dare?.

Yes, I can have sex with you.

You can do it?.

Yes, I can.

I'm a guy,

I can put it in anything.

Okay, then I'll get

an ovulation kit,

which tells you

when you're ready.

But according to my

lunar calendar,

I'm about a week.

And then I'll just...

come over.

You agreeing to this?.

I think I am.

Yeah, then you're just

gonna come on over,

and we're gonna make a baby.

I stopped reading Spider-Man

ever since he made

that deal with the devil.

I was such

a huge Mary Jane fan.

I don't know why

they screwed that up.

I'm sticking to the X Books.

At least when Cyclops

psychically cheated

with Emma Frost on Jean Grey,

who we all know

is the love of his life,

at least there was

a little build up.

It didn't happen overnight.

And they didn't need the

devil to magically swoop in

and say, oh,

suddenly you're not--

Hey, Tom.

Hey, Matt.

- Hi.

- Hey.

It's Thursday.

What are you doing here?.

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Jonathan Lisecki

Jonathan Lisecki is an American producer, director, writer and actor. He was nominated for Independent Spirit Award for Best First Screenplay for his film Gayby. He is openly gay and is married to the New Yorker music critic Alex Ross. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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