Garoojigi (A Tale of Legendary Libid)

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Prime Entertainment

So lonely!

Do you know

the pain of living alone?

Don't you pity me,

a widow of 30 years?

I've been praying,

but no man has come along.

How come you keep quiet?

Are you ignoring me?

Say something!

God!

Looks so bizarre.

What's this stick for?

What the...

What's going on?

What the...

Who are you?

As soon as she said that,

it turned into men

and did her?

- What is this...

- Chief!

My stomach...

That prick...

What's this for?

Let's enjoy our lives.

I told you not to say it...

It looks so hard and sturdy.

What's this stick for?

The totem pole's wooden nose

couldn't be destroyed.

So we put it inside the 100-year old

wine and buried it...

... underneath the totem pole.

A Tale of Legendary Libido

Presented by Showbox / Mediaplex

Produced by Prime Entertainment

How long has it been?

Executive producer KIM Woo-taek

Co-executive producer RYU Jeong-hun

I can't believe this.

Associate producer D. S KIM

The rumor is true after all.

Producer LEE Seo-yull

The incident is said to have

increased Yin in the area.

The unbalance of Yin and Yang...

Femininity is too strong here.

# Gods of Heaven and Earth

# Please, hear our song

# Grant my husband

# a sweet dream tonight

Scrub it well!

Produced by JUNG Hyun

Directed and Written by

SHIN Han-sol

Who are they?

They're thugs

from the neighboring village.

No man from our village

dares to challenge them.

Pitiful sissies!

We're out of drinks here!

That pig has no manners.

Got any money?

We'll pay when we leave.

Get us more drinks!

Forget it!

Ignorant bastard...

What the f***!

What's he drinking then?

You got a problem?

Something to say?

What did you put on?

Is that perfume I smell?

Byun, please ignore them.

I don't want any trouble here.

What the hell!

You son of a...

It looks good.

You!

What the hell!

Oh my gosh!

- Who's that guy?

- Stop drooling!

Look at his nose.

A big nose means a big cock.

Right, girls?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

He's not the man you think he is.

What?

He's the weakest of the weak.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

What do you mean?

Do I really have to tell

this story again?

It was a night of the crescent.

He was selling rice cakes.

Rice cakes! Rice cakes!

Rice cakes! Rice cakes!

Rice cakes...

Here!

It's a buck for two.

But I'll give you one more

for free.

Is this your first time?

Sure this is your first time.

- Your voice sounds...

- What about it?

Do I sound old?

The old gets horny, too.

Maybe I'm doomed for life.

Of all the men in this world

you came along.

Some luck!

Why? What's wrong with me?

You don't know?

A straw is thicker than

your thing.

A straw?

You're like an eunuch!

An eunuch?

Is that true?

You girls haven't been here

long enough to know.

Only if his lower half worked

as well as his mouth.

He's just shell of a man.

Hey, don't look at me like that.

I'm still your first girl!

Remember?

Brother!

God, he's so manly.

Unlike his brother!

Look at his thing.

No woman can say no.

So big...

You're Byun, aren't you?

No, I'm not.

I can tell by the pissing sound.

I'm not Byun!

No, no...

What the f***!

Kang-mok!

He's drunk.

Please forgive him.

So sorry.

Byun, let's go.

Stop acting like you're all that.

I want to get drunk.

I'm gonna get wasted!

A real man with a wussy brother...

How could they be brothers?

Kang-mok cares so much

for his brother...

...because he's half a man

that he should be.

I bet he puts him

before his life.

Feeling better?

Put me down.

I'll walk.

Stop wiggling, Byun.

Just put me down.

I got some dried squids for you.

Who says I like it?

Put me down!

Sit.

Sit down!

Here.

It's a ground turtle

and a bear gall.

It cost me an arm and a leg.

They say nothing's better

for fixing your problem.

I don't need it.

Hey!

Byun! Byun!

Rice cakes!

Rice cakes!

Rice cakes!

Sell this to a kid?

Byun, you're on fire!

Brother!

Water... Water!

Lie down!

Quick!

- Brother!

- On your back!

Move!

Byun!

All burned.

Darling is way better, though.

Who's that?

Don't you know?

She moved into a hut

a few days ago

Ah, her?

I hear she's a bit loose.

Oh, that one!

Huddle up.

Rumor has it that

when she was young...

...she was captured by the Japanese

as a sex slave.

Then she managed to escape.

- You know what?

- What?

Her eyes are so sexy.

So are her scarlet lips.

I bet she's real horny.

Like you have done her!

Not yet.

But I'm planning to.

You guys want to come along?

Where?

She bathes here every night?

We made a trip for nothing.

Tonight isn't the only night.

I'm sorry.

Isn't that Byun?

What are you doing here?

You wanted a piece of her, too?

- No, I'm here to bathe.

- Yeah, sure!

Aren't those breasts?

My shoe!

Help!

What's that?

This is what they're up to!

So she's that Darling whore!

Stop!

Cool?

You come here.

How many guys did you attract?

- You're dead!

- You're dead meat!

Come here! You b*tch!

- Come on, b*tch!

- Come here!

Ladies!

What's this nonsense?

Kang-mok...

Come here, a**holes!

If I see you again,

you're dead!

You shouldn't have interfered!

Stop right there!!

Are you okay?

Don't you understand?

You want me to say

one more time?

We have 5 days

to get ready for wedding.

Getting married?

Got a girl stashed away?

Come on out.

She will be our family.

Take good care of her.

She's been through a lot.

Get her something to drink.

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