Garfield Gets Real Page #2

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Yes, kid, you were marvelous,

absolutely marvelous.

Keep it moving, people.

Yeah.

Okay, dog, where's my prop bone?

I don't know.

I am keeping an eye on you, dog.

- Hey, Eli.

- Hey, Garfield.

Would you mind if I just slip under

your control station for a little nap?

- Help yourself.

- Thanks.

Maybe a nap

will put you in a better mood.

I'm in a rut, Eli.

I'm just tired of this job.

I'm tired of doing the same thing

over and over, I need a change.

Garfield.

Don't touch that.

A lot of people

would kill to do what you do.

You have adoring fans.

You're a celebrity, man.

Wow, it must be nice.

What's nice?

Sitting around pushing buttons all day.

Why do I even talk to you?

Hey, Bonita, why did

the existential chicken cross the road?

Take it.

An existential chicken

wouldn't have to cross the road...

...if he didn't perceive a road, Walter.

Take it.

Now be a good boy

and take out the trash.

I don't perceive any trash, Bonita.

Take it.

Perfect. That's a wrap, people.

Put it to bed and print it, Betty.

Aye, aye, captain. Right away, sir.

Odie and I enjoy

each other's company.

Whether it's going

to an amusement park...

...or just getting together for kicks.

Attention, Eli.

Attention, Eli.

The comic strips

are ready for transmission.

I repeat, the comic strips

are ready for transmission.

Betty, why do you use the intercom?

Well, because it's kind of neat,

that's why, Eli.

All right, let's get the screen ready.

It's show time.

Smells good, sweetie.

Kids, breakfast.

And the funnies are here.

Yay!

All right, let's see

what's going on in the comics.

Let's watch someone read the comics.

Billy Bear says, "Pizza."

"We're fishing for pizza?"

And what does Billy Bear say?

You got it, Rusty.

What a great kid.

He's one of my biggest fans.

Give me a break.

Hey, Eli.

Show us some more newspapers.

Yeah. Change the channel.

Here you go.

Whoa, back it up.

Eli, look over at the hot dogs

and zoom in.

You got it, Garfield.

That is one of the most beautiful sights

I have ever seen.

Oh, hello, little hot dogs.

Oh, yeah, that's beautiful.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Come on over.

Oh, boy.

Yummy.

The real world.

Hey.

Hey, wha...? What's going...?

Wait, wait, there must be something...

Hey, that's my bone.

Great.

Good gracious. What's going on?

Step away from the patch

in the screen, Odie.

Everybody stay away

from the patch in the screen...

...or you'll end up in the real world

with no way back, like Odie's bone.

The real world.

That's the change I need.

Prop boy.

Bring me the special tape.

Okay, let's see.

Special tape, just a second.

What's happening?

What's wrong?

You better come back.

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