Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties Page #2

Year:
2006
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[barks]

Okay, go away. Beat it.

Hide beneath the wheels.

Agh! You're

ripping my fur!

Aah! Get off! Get off!

Get off! Get off!

Get in here!

Get in! Get in!

Okay, so you have

my cell phone

and you have

the hotel number.

-Don't worry, I do. Bye now.

-Okay.

GARFIELD:

Airport, and step on it.

Jon won't mind if I repack him.

We're gonna need

some room in this bag.

[humming]

[quacking]

[quacking]

[humming, screams]

Aah! You savage beast,

how dare you!

Get out of here!

Smithee!

There's something

in the pool! Smithee!

There's a duck in my pool,

Smithee.

A duck!

A duck, sir?

Filthy wild animal

soaking itself in my pool.

What do you intend

doing about this?

I shall speak

to the duck, sir?

Mmm.

[squeaking]

Oh, by the way,

the solicitors are here

for the reading

of Lady Eleanor's will.

Excellent.

In a few moments,

I'll be the master

of this entire estate.

And from this day on,

things will be done my way.

[quacking]

MAN:

This is the last will and testament

of Lady Eleanor Carlyle

of Carlyle Castle.

"I declare this to be my last

will and testament,

which I make,

this first day of September"...

Keep still.

They're reading Lady Eleanor's will.

I've got a bad feeling

about this.

I can't watch.

If Lord Dargis gets the estate,

we're done for.

We're doomed!

Shh! Quiet.

"To my devoted Smithee,

"I make thee caretaker

of my estate.

"Care for my beloved

animal friends

"as you have in the past

and you will always have

a home at Carlyle Castle."

Thank you, Madame.

She's dead, Smithee.

You can stop sucking up.

"The rest of my

worldly possessions,

"my castle

and surrounding grounds,

I leave to the love of my life,

somebody who was like

a son to me..."

Thank you, Aunt Eleanor.

Oh, thank you.

Please let me finish,

Mr. Dargis.

I'm sorry. I always get

a little ahead of myself.

"I leave all my worldly possessions

to my beloved kitty,

Prince the 12th."

-That's incredible.

-Oh, my word.

Entirely without

precedent.

This is what it says.

But I'm her nephew,

her only heir.

She can't have left it all

to a cat.

I, Prince,

the new lord of the castle?

[cheering]

Good show, Lady Eleanor.

Oh, bless her heart.

Can it be?

We are delivered.

Thank you, Winston.

The will clearly states

that you may stay on

at Carlyle Castle and

receive your usual stipend

of, uh...

-Fifty pounds?!

-Upon Prince's passing,

after what we assume will

be a long and happy life,

you will receive

the castle, the land

and your title.

But that fat ball of fur

could last for another 15 years!

Let us hope so.

The castle was built

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Joel Cohen

Joel Edmund Cohen (born August 23, 1963) is an American film writer who has worked on such projects as the movies Cheaper by the Dozen, Toy Story, Money Talks and Garfield: The Movie. He frequently works with his writing partner Alec Sokolow. more…

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