Garden State Page #3
since you got knighted.
But I really
just stirred it.
Don't be modest.
Mr. Modesty won
the joust last night.
- Congratulations.
- It's not that big a deal. It's fixed.
What was it that happened
to you in high school?
You had a thing.
I forgot what it was.
- He got the sh*t kicked out of him.
- No, he didn't.
How do you know? He got the sh*t
kicked out of him by Tyrell Freedmen.
- I f***ed him up too.
He only chipped one tooth.
So, uh, w-what are you
up to now, Mark?
You're digging graves?
Mark's getting into
real estate.
- Tim can speak Klingon.
- What?
- No, I can't.
- Yes, you can.
- What the f*** is Klingon?
- Like the Star Trek guys?
- Yeah, he can speak their language.
- No, she's kidding.
No, I'm not.
Why are you being shy?
- Yeah, don't be shy, Tim.
- It's just... It's made-up.
This guy who plays the wizard
at work is a Trekkie. I don't...
- Don't be shy. Tell them
what you said to me last night.
- No.
Say what you said
to her last night.
It means, "I like to
mate after battle."
- That's not what I said.
- Yeah.
No. No. That wasn't
the one I said.
This one means,
"Kill Kirk"...
and also "Hallelujah,"
depending on the context.
You must have got it
confused with, uh...
- Honey, that is good.
- You know what that means, Tim?
Well, I do. It means,
"Get the f*** out of my house...
before I chop
your f***ing head off."
Mark, he's a knight.
He's just a fast-food knight.
I should get going.
Thanks, uh,
for the cereal.
I had a lovely evening.
By the way, it says
"balls" on your face.
- A**hole.
- My mom did it.
In the spring...
new and clever ways to find food.
Did you tell Large
about... the tapes?
No, Mom. I'm not doing
those stupid tapes.
- What are the tapes?
- Real estate tapes.
You can make up to
$100,000 your first year.
You should have seen the boat
this Oriental guy had.
He even had his own game show in China,
he had so much money.
perfect at it.
Ma, shut up about those f***in' tapes.
Okay? It's a scam.
Well, I'm doing it.
I'm saving up for those tapes.
Because I know what you could be
if you just apply yourself.
Because I know what you could be
if you just apply yourself.
You know what?
I do apply myself every day, Mom.
I work my ass off
burying dead people. Okay?
I'm only 26. I'm not in any rush.
What's your rush for?
Just let me be.
I don't rush you.
Okay. Then I'll
do 'em myself.
Fine. Do 'em.
Okay, then I won't
let you on my yacht.
Except Large. Large, you can
come anytime you want.
Just don't bring
your friend here.
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