Gangsterdam Page #2
- Year:
- 2017
- 100 min
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Mishka, please.
Hold up.
He's a sap.
I can handle it solo.
That's not true anymore, sorry.
Ruben reassures me.
He's touching, he's nice,
he has big green eyes.
He's smart.
One quick question if I may...
What's the trip for?
Same thing as today.
Instead of bringing me a jacket,
you bring me a package.
Alright, I get it.
First, let me say thank you
for the job offer.
It's just that Monday
I have my Master's oral exam.
If it was my first shot at it,
I'd say, sure, screw it!
But I'm repeating the year.
This weekend I'm studying
and studying some more.
With my dad and best buddy.
I don't need an answer now.
The offer's on the table.
It's your call.
Alright.
Thanks very much.
I'll think it over.
Ruben!
Bro!
Quit calling me bro. It sucks.
- You're my bro, right?
- You're not at school?
- My teacher died.
- What?
How come?
'Cause I boffed her.
LMFAO.
Stop!
Listen up...
I need you to score me some papers.
Forget it, you're 12 years old.
- I'm 12 years old?
- Yeah, you're 12.
No blunts at your age. Bye.
Asswipe. Watch that mouth.
I say when it's bye. Beat it!
- Yeah, right.
- You bust my balls!
Watch the balla in action.
Look and learn!
Stop!
Be a lady, b*tch!
Hey, dad!
There we go!
Let's recap what you need
to make your homemade flashlight,
aka the Sergio!
A 1.5 volt battery.
Aluminum foil.
A small sheet, 30cm no more.
Or duct tape.
Last but not least, the bulb!
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I told you it'd take off.
"Dad, it'll never work.
It's ridiculous."
Ridiculous? A success!
Give your dad a kiss.
- Where's your brother?
- He's on his way.
Tell him to move it and shower!
Can't you tell him?
I'm mad at him.
He called hookers on my phone again.
What's Felina talk about
that's worth 450 bucks?
I'm gonna call Felina.
I'll tell her,
"Watch out, Madam Felina!
"Jonas is underage.
This is very serious!
"You need to stop this right now,
Madam Felina."
- Right.
- What's she talk about?
Stop snorting salt, and tell your brother
your grade in Chemistry.
4!
4/20, and he's happy.
His dad's the teacher,
and he blows his chance.
You get 4, I get 4.
That's my name there.
Whatever! I'm going to bed.
Do that, and I'll pack you off
to boarding school.
You can't afford it.
I'll get a payday loan!
Say something!
You're his dad, dad.
It's yourjob.
Luckily, I've got you.
Ok? Not stressed out about Monday?
It's all under control.
If you'd listened to me and done Science,
we wouldn't be here now.
You're like me, not a people person.
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