Gamer Page #3

like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now

- Hey.

- Hi.

So what's your damage?

You know, just hanging out. Just looking to meet people.

...meet people.

Lucky you. You met me.

- I'm Nika.

- I'm Dale. I like your fur.

- Do you wanna go somewhere?

- Do you wanna go somewhere?

We are somewhere.

Ken Castle...Is a liar.

Liar!

F***!

A new video prank by the subversive group Humanz...

caused a nation wide

stir today.

All contact between "Society" city, and

an estimated 3 quarters of a million players

were shut down for 3 hours

while Castle technicians

were working on what they described as

a "satellite infection"...

These pranks, at first, attributed to rogue isolated hackers

are now suspected to be the work of an elaborate and sophisticated,

network of programming cells, spread around several countries.

Experts estimate that the service interruption

will end up costing Castle billions in lost revenue.

Well don't cry for Castle,

he can cover this with

change in his couch cushions.

On a personal note,

that sh*t was f***ed up.

Yeah it was.

I literally pissed myself.

Sounds like fun.

Seriously, these Humanz cock suckers,

they're are out of control.

- Sandra.

- Quiet.

- My name is Sandra.

- Stop talking.

They can't say

I didn't try...

F*** yeah!

We're all going to die!

Get me out of here!

I'm not supposed to be here!

Who are they?

Who the f*** are they?

Who the f*** is playing us man?

Shut up, fish.

Gay, gay, gay, tardily gay.

- Swarmers.

- Swarmers.

The latest innovation

from Browning,

this self detonating cartridge...

offers the widest and deadliest spray available...

from a full tracking, cornering coordinates.

- Daddy like it.

- Simon!

Fan girl, stop hacking me.

You suck Simon. You're going to get

my boyfriend killed...

before he gets out of jail and before he can fill me up with his!

Simon!

I just wanna play you.

- Forget about that star f***er.

- Shut up b*tch!

So when am I going to get to meet you, for like, real?

What's that?

What's up looser?

Mum says:
Go to college,

move the f*** out, and...

Oh yeah! You're a sick retard! You're pathetic.

You smell like Jeffrey Dahmer.

- Wanna make out?

- You wish.

I can't wait until they cut you out, Simian.

Your balls b*tch.

- Simon?

- Maybe.

Oh my God! Is really you!

- Nice.

- Do you want to see our tits, Simon?

Yes, yes I do.

Now that we have your attention, here's an offer that you can't refuse.

- Here we go.

- 50 million euros...

for control of Kable.

instant transfer to the account of your choice.

Kable is not for sale,

thank you.

Baby, make a hundred...

Spin the reel!

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