G.B.F. Page #2

Yeah, they smile to your face

and prop-8 you in the back.

I can't believe our godless

peers read this blasphemy.

They're trying to

make sin seem "in."

I don't know.

Don't you ever think it would

be kind of neat to meet one?

Like a real, live gay?

What?

You know, we could

bring him youth group

Or take him out for

milkshakes or something.

And then if we're all

super-duper nice to him,

Maybe he'd realize

that the only person

He should be gay for is Jesus.

'Shley, you can't just

befriend these people.

They're out to steal

Our brothers, boyfriends,

our gerbils,

All as part of a secret agenda

To spread their gaybies

all over America.

Aww.

Gay babies?

No!

Like... like gay rabies.

B*tch!

'Shley will try to befriend

me and convert me,

And that'll make Fawcett

want me even more.

So, what about Caprice?

Please.

Miss Caprice cannot stand not

being the center of attention.

You all saw her mostly

plagiarized musical mash-up

Of "mean girls" last spring.

Mean girls

Mean plastic girls

I'm coming to get you

wherever you turn

I'm writing your name

in the book of burn

That actually could have

been kind of brilliant.

But it wasn't.

Caprice needs a gay visionary

To shepherd her career

towards iconic Diva-Dom.

I just hope everything

goes according to plan.

You won't forget us

when you're in a new

Social stratosphere, will you?

No promises.

Oh, my god!

Is that the new one?!

Oh, sweet, dude!

And I still carry the last

flip phone on the planet.

We are so downloading guydar.

What the hell is guydar?

Where have you been?

It's the new app that lets

gay guys find other gay guys

Through state-of-the-art,

globally positioned technology.

She knows.

I only know about it

Because Brent here tried to

download it onto my phone.

Yeah, and hetero buzzkill

here totally cock-blocked me.

I'm not soiling my pristine phone

With some slutty gay hookup app.

Tanner, we're not

gonna do anything.

We're just gonna see if there are

any other gay guys in this town

and find out how many cubic

feet away they are from us.

It's science.

And it's about to change our lives.

Which was actually true,

but not in the way we imagined.

But it isn't fair, Ms. Hoegel.

I'm sorry, Soledad, but the

school board was clear.

Now, we can't have a

gay/straight alliance

Without an actual gay member.

Just because we're all straight

Doesn't mean that there aren't

gay kids at this school.

My future G.B.F. is just waiting

to come out of the closet

And tell me how fierce I am.

Please, Ms. "H,"

this club is all I have.

Is this about helping queer and

questioning kids or yourself?

It's all for the gays!

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