Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder Page #2

which lingers even now, months|after the attack of the fog monster.

With but one hope of restoring|Gearoticus to his throne,

our sensual fate|rests in the gyrations of

Fanny.

Oh.

Yes?

I'm Bender. Let's do it.

Who is it, the Feds?

Aren't you the Donbot,|head of the Robot Mafia?

Allegedly.|And this is my beloved wife, Fanny,

whose honor I would|proudly defend with a power drill.

Well, I gotta go drown a stoolie.

I'm gonna be in here a while, so do|me a favor and drive my wife home.

It's one of them self-driving cars, so|just sit in the back and do whatever.

Oh, Bender,|your lips are intoxicating.

It's like kissing|an ashtray full of hot wings.

My God, I really can read minds.|I have a superpower!

There must be something|great I can do with this.

Hello, ladies,|I can read your thoughts.

Oh, wait, that's invisibility.

Poker. With my mind-reading|abilities and my invisibility...

Wait, no, just the mind reading.|I can't lose!

Sign me up for the tournament, please.

Okey-doke, Jiffy Pop.|Entry fee's 50,000 smackers.

50,000?

Drat, all I have is my life savings

and a token for free admission|to this poker tournament.

Close enough.

You're having an affair with|the head of the robot mafia's wife?

Yup, this is|her I'm making out with.

Bender, are you crazy?

No, it's Fry who's crazy in this one.

I'm not crazy.

You sure you're okay, Fry?

I mean, you do have|tin foil on your head.

So? You got a leech on your neck.

And speaking of sucking on your|neck, want to go to a movie later?

Hey, there!|How are you folks doing tonight?

Great. What are the specials?

Well, let's see now.|We've got a wonderful grizzly bear

that's been dipped in cornmeal|and lightly tormented.

- Questions?|- What was the bear's name?

- Jojo.|- Ooh, I'll have him.

- Hide me!|- Hey, Donbot,

ain't that your wife what|with you had that wedding with?

Donbot, honey!|What a pleasant shock!

I was just having dinner alone,|when suddenly you walk in on us.

Alone, huh?

Where am I?

I was exploring a wormhole through space|many light years from this restaurant,

when suddenly I was|surrounded by darkness.

Hot, sexy darkness.

Why, hello, Donbot! Hello, miss,|have we met? I'm Bender.

The world's most sexual robot.

I mean, the world's most|boundary-respecting robot.

Nice to see you, Bender.|Welcome back to our universe.

Listen, sugar, I stuck up|the Burlington Coat Factory

and got you a little something.|It's a $49 value.

Donbot, I love you!

- Not really.|- Man, this is great!

I always wanted to nail a dame|in a fur coat, and now's my chance.

I mean, if you'll introduce me to|one, sir. One as sexy as you, baby!

Bender out.

I never felt so alive, Bender.

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