Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder Page #2
which lingers even now, months|after the attack of the fog monster.
With but one hope of restoring|Gearoticus to his throne,
our sensual fate|rests in the gyrations of
Fanny.
Oh.
Yes?
I'm Bender. Let's do it.
Who is it, the Feds?
Aren't you the Donbot,|head of the Robot Mafia?
Allegedly.|And this is my beloved wife, Fanny,
whose honor I would|proudly defend with a power drill.
Well, I gotta go drown a stoolie.
I'm gonna be in here a while, so do|me a favor and drive my wife home.
It's one of them self-driving cars, so|just sit in the back and do whatever.
Oh, Bender,|your lips are intoxicating.
It's like kissing|an ashtray full of hot wings.
My God, I really can read minds.|I have a superpower!
There must be something|great I can do with this.
Hello, ladies,|I can read your thoughts.
Oh, wait, that's invisibility.
Poker. With my mind-reading|abilities and my invisibility...
Wait, no, just the mind reading.|I can't lose!
Sign me up for the tournament, please.
Okey-doke, Jiffy Pop.|Entry fee's 50,000 smackers.
50,000?
Drat, all I have is my life savings
and a token for free admission|to this poker tournament.
Close enough.
You're having an affair with|the head of the robot mafia's wife?
Yup, this is|her I'm making out with.
Bender, are you crazy?
No, it's Fry who's crazy in this one.
I'm not crazy.
You sure you're okay, Fry?
I mean, you do have|tin foil on your head.
So? You got a leech on your neck.
And speaking of sucking on your|neck, want to go to a movie later?
Hey, there!|How are you folks doing tonight?
Great. What are the specials?
Well, let's see now.|We've got a wonderful grizzly bear
that's been dipped in cornmeal|and lightly tormented.
- Questions?|- What was the bear's name?
- Jojo.|- Ooh, I'll have him.
- Hide me!|- Hey, Donbot,
ain't that your wife what|with you had that wedding with?
Donbot, honey!|What a pleasant shock!
I was just having dinner alone,|when suddenly you walk in on us.
Alone, huh?
Where am I?
I was exploring a wormhole through space|many light years from this restaurant,
when suddenly I was|surrounded by darkness.
Hot, sexy darkness.
Why, hello, Donbot! Hello, miss,|have we met? I'm Bender.
The world's most sexual robot.
I mean, the world's most|boundary-respecting robot.
Nice to see you, Bender.|Welcome back to our universe.
Listen, sugar, I stuck up|the Burlington Coat Factory
and got you a little something.|It's a $49 value.
Donbot, I love you!
- Not really.|- Man, this is great!
I always wanted to nail a dame|in a fur coat, and now's my chance.
I mean, if you'll introduce me to|one, sir. One as sexy as you, baby!
Bender out.
I never felt so alive, Bender.
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