Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece Page #2

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-He pay you, Willy?

-Not a damn thing.

No, he don't pay Willy either.

What you doing, cuckoo bird?

Hey, the loony bin is

down that way.

What you need?

I just want you to know,

we're being watched.

They're everywhere.

They're everywhere.

They're everywhere.

People are getting killed...

And I'll have a bagel burger,

fries and a Coke.

Willy, let me get a bagel burger

with fries, Coke and a Diet Coke

for that loony guy.

Hey, you don't want that burger.

If I get you a good lawyer,

we can sue the government

for your crack addiction.

You know that the CIA sells all

the cocaine, right,

all the crack?

The Drug War's a fraud!

It's a fake, it's a scam!

And don't believe it!

You know that CIA! CIA!

Runs all the drugs

in this country!

On the planet! It's nonsense.

They made it up so they

could take all of our money.

They made it so they can

steal our tax money!

F***ing thieves!

I'll just have fries then.

Just the fries.

You know--

[shrieking]

Ho, it's a stick-up. Okay?

I don't want nobody to make

any kind of f***ing noise.

I know you got some

money in here.

-Hey, give me your money.

-I don't have anything.

You don't have anything,

how about you?

There's something wrong with

everybody in here, okay!

Manolo, is that you? Manolo...

Primo, what are

you doing here, Guapo?

What am I doing, I work at the

Bagel Burger.

What are you doing here, man?

-You work here?

-Yeah.

Can I talk to you real quick.

I'm going through

some things, you know.

And my food stamps, they don't

really buy me anything,

no Coke, nothing.

So basically what I was trying

to ask you is, if I can

rob your restaurant?

Ju know what,

I don't see nothing.

Ju know,

I don't see anything, man.

Guapo, I'm standing right here.

-Manolo.

-How come you don't see nothing?

Manolo, I don't see nothing.

But I am right here!

Manolo, you're not listening,

I don't see nothing,

man, it's okay.

You know, whatever, it's okay,

I don't see nothing.

Primo, I am right here!

Manolo, listen to what I say.

I don't see nothing.

I can't see ju, ju know.

No eyes on ju. I don't see ju.

Oh! Oh!

It's okay.

Whoa. Let's get it on!

Hey, man give me the watch.

-Hey, hey, hey, okay.

-Give me your watch.

Listen up, motherfuckers!

In 1462, Nostradamus predicted

that a bad motherf***er would

appear upon the land.

The sun will refuse to shine,

and a darkness would

fall upon the land.

Today is the day.

Prepare thyself,

the Superfly is here!

What's up!

My name is Superfly.

Put the weight on it.

We giving away free

8-tracks for the kids.

But everybody

will make a donation,

or I will Suge Knight

your ass, okay.

Everybody.

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