Funny Farm Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 101 min
- 1,030 Views
[HORN HONKING]
ANDY:
Listen.
What was that?
I didn't hear anything.
[HORN HONKING]
ANDY:
No.
It's them.
The movers are here.
Terrific.
Maybe now we can eat.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Andy?
Hey. Andy?
Andy, look out!
[PETREE CACKLING]
- Honey, are you all right?
- Jesus. What the hell was that?
Who was that maniac?
What is it, a death threat?
No, it's a letter...
...addressed to the people we bought
the house from, the Musselmans.
- A letter?
- This is mail, Andy.
That maniac is our mailman.
I guess there's a lot we'll have to
get used to around here.
But I bet those are just the things
we come to love the mo...
What was that for?
A mosquito.
Honest.
Let me have a try.
Pardon me, sir.
- Could you give us some assistance, please?
- Yeah. Glad to help.
We're looking for Dog Creek Road.
That would be near the town of Redbud.
If I was going to Dog Creek Road,
I sure as hell wouldn't start from here.
But supposing you had to?
Well, then I'd swing around and go back
the way you came.
But this time, turn right
where the old Hollenshed barn used to be.
Then about five miles
before the road dead-ends, veer left...
...and follow the railroad tracks
straight into a town called Beaver Mills.
Or you could take the bridge at the fork in
the road and save yourself a heap of time.
But I wouldn't go that way if I were you.
This ain't a bridge.
- It's termites holding hands.
- We're going over it.
Not me. I wouldn't go over this thing
on a skateboard.
We're going over it. Have faith
in the craftsmanship of our forefathers.
Your forefathers, not my forefathers.
Oh, Lord.
[CREAKING]
This is insane. What are we doing, man?
We're just movers.
That's all. We're just movers.
No one gets paid for this sh*t.
Go back, go back, go back!
Go back, go back, go back.
It's over. It's over, man.
- Forefathers, my ass!
- Shut up. You're making me nervous.
Any sign of them?
Nope.
I think it's gonna be a sneak attack.
Where'd you get that?
From the picnic basket.
Anything else?
No. This was the last of it.
One banana.
- That's all. I'm sorry.
- No.
I thought I saw an apple.
Nope. Just this.
CROCKER:
Mickey?
MICKEY:
Yeah.CROCKER:
You still got that map?MICKEY:
Yeah.CROCKER:
Don't lose it.It might be the piece of evidence
that gets me off a murder charge.
MICKEY:
Who you gonna kill, Crocker?
CROCKER:
The son of a b*tch who drew that map.
[KNOCKING ON FLOOR]
ELIZABETH:
When they sayhardwood floors, what they really mean is...
...hard, wood floors.
ANDY:
Oh, it's not so bad. It's warmin here. We have a roof over our heads.
Think about the settlers 200 years ago.
and bathed in icy streams.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Funny Farm" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 28 Mar. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/funny_farm_8696>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In