Funny Face

- What about you?

- Me? I wouldn't be caught dead.

Dovitch, I can't wait to tell you

about my feature for the next issue.

It's my newest project.

When you hear it, you will drop.

- Now what?

- Just you listen.

Dick Avery

started working on the pictures.

He's more excited about it

than any of us.

Here it is. Clothes for the woman

who isn't interested in clothes.

(man) Marion, give me a long look.

Longer.

Longer.

Steve, tip that back light down

a bit, will you? OK.

Hold it, boys.

Beethoven isn't working. Try Brahms.

Look, Marion,

I'd like to try it again.

This time,

let's see if we can't get with it.

Keep in mind

that you're a woman who thinks.

That is a piece of sculpture

by Itsabuchi.

Look at it as if you understand it.

As if it understands you. See?

No, that's not the way we look

when we're thinking of Itsabuchi.

React to it. Just... say it.

Itsabuchi, hmm?

You haven't quite got it.

Now, listen carefully.

You are in the Museum of Modern Art,

Marion.

Deep, Marion. Profound, Marion.

You have come across this statue.

It says something to you

because you are intellectual,

always thinking.

What are you thinking?

I'm thinking

this is taking a long time,

and I'll never be able to

pick up Harold's laundry.

When Harold doesn't get his laundry,

disaster!

If we don't get this fixed, you may

never see Harold again. Let's go.

The woman who thinks must come

to grips with fashionable attire.

A woman can be beautiful, as well

as intellectual. See facing page.

And how is the facing page?

The facing page looks

as intellectual as a snake.

Nonsense. Marion can be very deep.

Look at her. She's reading.

Marion, dear, what are you reading?

Minute Men From Mars.

Are we all gonna hang around,

or get somebody else?

- How about Lucy Brand?

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