Funeral Kings Page #2

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Don't worry about it.

Hey Cheng!

One all-you-can-eat buffet.

How's your brother doing?

He just get out of the hospital?

You from Iowa or Wisconsin

or something?

No, I'm from California.

No sh*t!

I've got an uncle in Cali.

He's an extra.

He's been in a ton of movies.

There was this one really funny show he

was in that he was telling me about

that he actually said

something in.

They only made one episode though,

so it never made it to TV,

but you know, it sounded

pretty cool.

It was probably a pilot.

Yeah... probably.

Yo! Let's just sneak the trunk out

while your parents are sleeping.

We can bring it to the fort and

bash off the lock with a rock.

No way, dude.

Why not?

My parents are light sleepers.

We'd wake them up.

Wait. Wait!

Don't be such a p*ssy.

You'll keep an eye out,

while I lug it out.

You can't carry it,

it's way too heavy.

F*** you, man.

I'm serious, we'd need

at least another person

just to keep an eye out

for my folks.

What about Felix?

No, man. I'm not letting that kid

anywhere near my step-mom.

Especially while she's asleep.

So what night

are you guys doing this?

We'd do it tonight.

Oh.

You want to help?

- It's a school night.

- And...?

Uh, I can't

hang out on a school night.

Let me tell you something,

Davey.

If you want to make friends

in this town...

You can't be a p*ssy about

every-

What the f***?!

- What?

- You've got to be shitting me!

That f***in' bastard!

The kid who sold me the god

damn cigarettes.

- How much were they?

- 25 f***in' bucks.

Get more f***in' egg rolls!

What crawled up your ass?

Nothing!

Some kid sold him

an empty box of cigarettes.

Oh, no.

How much did they cost?

- Not that much.

- 25 bucks.

Now that's embarrassing!

Thanks a lot, a**hole.

Did you pay for this?

- Yeah, obviously.

- All of it?

It's all you can eat, man.

You coming tonight, or what?

Wait, coming where? You going

to help us with the trunk?

- I don't know.

- What'd I just tell you about?

- What the f***!

- Watch where you're going!

F*** you a**hole!

F***ing cock sucker!

Relax, man!

He spilled all my egg rolls,

that sh*t's expensive!

I paid for the food, man.

Chill out.

Hey uh, do you still have that 20

bucks you borrowed from me?

Yeah... um...

I'm going to have to pay you

back tomorrow or something.

Sh*t!

- Who's that?

- Amanda Prescott.

Dude! Stop looking at her,

she's going to notice!

Did you see that look?!

Oh my god, man.

You were looking at her

like a prison inmate.

Hey!

You're that kid, right?

The kid

from the newspaper article?

Yeah, you're in that movie!

- Yeah, you see it?

- Not yet.

It's supposed to be

really messed up, right?

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