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for NYU tomorrow.

And then this time next year,

you're gonna be

trick-or-treating the West Village!

I love you, thank you, you're welcome.

Happy Halloween, Spidey.

Aren't you adorable?

You have a lot to choose from.

Pick your favorite.

Honey! Honey,

I think we need more candy.

This sucks.

I can't believe we're missing the party.

How about this?

When's Albert's bedtime?

But if he's riding a sugar high,

sometime next week.

My God, it's Aaron.

How did he get my number?

A smiley face emoticon?

We have to go.

If we don't,

he'll move on to someone else.

My mom's been married three times.

Trust me, that is how love works.

Whose child is this?

Get over here.

Hi.

Does he belong to you?

He cleaned me out.

The sign says, "Take one."

Plus, I don't think

he needs the extra pounds.

Sorry, sir.

Albert, do you have any idea

what I sacrificed to be out here tonight?

Do we need to send you to rehab?

Okay, we're going to go

through the haunted house,

and then you're going to bed. Come on.

Damn! I've never seen you like that.

I guess the pressure of being

a teen mom is getting to me.

- Roosevelt!

- My...

Hey, Peng.

Wren, hey.

What the hell are you?

I'm Aaron Burr, fool.

The dude who shot Alexander Hamilton.

Check it. Period gat.

Don't worry, it's just an antique.

I'm going to step outside.

So, Wren,

listen, I think it's

really cool that you don't

feel the need

to dress sexy on Halloween,

like some other girls.

Thank you, Roosevelt.

Well, I'd better catch up with my brother.

So, you guys have a good night. Bye.

Albert?

Albert?

Albert, I want to thank you.

If it wasn't for you always doing stuff

like petting a dead cat,

I might never have found

the motivation to leave home.

You're not my mommy.

B*tch.

Albert?

Albert!

Albert.

Albert!

Albert!

Albert!

Albert.

Albert!

Albert.

Thank God.

Hey! I'm not doing anything wrong.

This is 100% legal.

Yes, but very, very creepy.

Albert!

My mom is going to kill me.

Keevin Kilpatrick.

My oldest chum.

Nathaniel Brueder.

You've heard all about the lovely Joy.

- Hi.

- Indeed I have.

But you were wrong

about one thing, Keevin.

She's twice as beautiful as Katie Couric.

Thank you.

She could be my mother, but

I love her and I think she's so brave.

Please, welcome, welcome.

Casa de Brueder.

I brought some wine.

Do you have a wine table,

or should I give this

to one of the servers?

You are a peach. My parents love wine.

You can chuck it in their

wine cellar downstairs.

Why are they here?

Because, duh, they live here.

Great people. You'll love them.

Come on. Everyone's down

in the Nate Cave. Race you!

Dude, I worked, like, 13 hours this week.

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