Full Of It

Synopsis: A young kid is forced to live out the lies he told to become popular.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Christian Charles
Production: New Line Cinema
Rotten Tomatoes:
93 min

I definitely can't do another year as the short, weird kid.

Look, what do you want, pal? You want tail, is that it?

No! I... I mean, yeah, someday, but...

It's not what I'm after. I just-I just want one last shot at being cool.

Yeah, and I want to live next to a Xanax factory, with no locks.

It's not gonna happen.

Listen, I know where you're coming from.

I was there once, OK?

Rough childhood, right?

Mommy drinks too much, daddy's in and out of jail, is that it?

My dad's a flight attendant for-

I'm sorry, your dad's a stewardess?

OK, I'm sorry.

All right, a-are you good at anything?

Are you good at video games, sports...

forging your parents' signatures...

I'm-I'm somewhat of a math whizz.

Mm. - At my last school...

my teacher used to call me his prince polynomials.

Don't ever say that out loud again, OK?

All right, hey, kid.


You wanna know the truth? OK.

I'll tell you the truth.

The truth is, the truth sucks.

We live in a moral cesspool of lies.

I've tried to live my life honestly and look at me.

I'm a high school guidance counselor...

with a freakishly high tolerance...

for prescription pain medication.

You think this is my dream?

You think when I was a kid growing up I had posters...

on the wall of guidance counselors?

Look, if you wanna get anything out of life...

you gotta put some spin on the ball, OK?

You want-You want kids here to like you at school, you lie.

Lie about who you are...

where you're from, what you got.

They'll believe you because they're dumb, OK?

In fact, if you remember one thing...

from your 5 years of high school...

in our society winners always lie...

and liars always win.

And don't do drugs.

. Let me go home.

. Why don't you let me go home?.

. Hoist up the John B's sail.

. Hoist up the John B's-.

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Jon Lucas

Jonathan Lucas (born October 29, 1975) is an American film director and screenwriter. He is best known for his collaborative work with Scott Moore, which includes The Hangover, 21 & Over and Bad Moms. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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