Fuck and Dance Vol. 62 - Sperma für Jeannie und alle anderen Partyluder! Page #2

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All with a Japanese touch.

No more country style.

And I'll rent an SUV, drive up to the site

and yell at the Italians.

And if you really earn so much money,

I'll come and help you.

Get serious. You don't want me

to pick out curtains for this place.

No, I just thought

you could really make it great.

- Why not try something new?

- Because it has nothing to do with me.

I would do it.

- Let's take a nap.

- I don't think I can get a hard-on here.

My father thinks I could

make some contacts.

If you win the competition,

you won't have the time to do it anyway.

Or could you do both?

Let's go hiking before it gets too late.

They should just

knock down the whole thing.

My God.

Sh*t, you're bleeding all over.

Sh*t, I bled all over.

Grab something to wipe it up.

Who closed the door?

- We're going to the hospital.

- I want to go hiking.

You're crazy, we're going to the hospital!

Right.

Have a nice flight.

Yes, have fun. Bye.

- Still feeling sick?

- Yes, a bit.

- Who was that anyway?

- The guitarist from The Shames.

The Shames...

Why do you let them depend on you?

Anyone can book a flight.

Well, I guess they like me.

What a Schnappisaster.

A Schnappilemma.

A...

Schnapptastrophy.

- One Schnappucino, please.

- Schnappussy!

Are you schnapped up?

You're the Schnappussy.

- You're still lying there!

- Where have you been the whole time?

We're invited on a motorboat trip.

By whom?

Two Germans. I met them in a caf.

But why?

Because they have a boat

and I said we'd like to go for a ride.

And who are they? What do they do?

I don't know what they do,

something normal. They're really nice.

Nice?

"Authentic people"

like Ingrid and Rainer from the ferry,

whose mobile home

you found so very fascinating?

Don't be so arrogant!

Pretending to be like them is arrogant, too.

Look, I brought you a piece of pie.

And then,

I bought something for myself.

Which I don't really like.

Stand up straight!

I don't like it, I feel so bourgeois.

Looks good, you can wear that.

What happened to Schnappi?

We banged heads.

What did you do the whole time?

Lie there?

In that tragic pose...

I was thinking.

About what?

About everything.

About myself.

About yourself?

- What's there to think about...

- Can't we talk normally?

Yes, sorry.

What were you thinking about?

I don't know what to do.

Everything seems so silly to me.

- Us?

- I'm not talking about us, now listen!

- You're not listening!

- Yes, I am.

What's so silly?

What we all do.

How I live.

My work.

Were you thinking about the villa?

I think you have to take a risk.

You're too afraid.

You're so afraid of

committing to something.

Maybe that's idealistic,

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