Frozen Page #2

- At least pot does something for you.

- Oh.

Yes, cigarettes are just gross,

especially in the cold.

They stick to you.

You smell like

an ashtray,

an old man's used floss.

Old man's... where the hell do you

come up with this stuff?

Okay, have you ever

smelled your floss?

No, I have never

smelled my own floss.

- Never. Not once.

- Well, it's nasty. It is nasty.

- Why am I friends with you?

- I don't know.

Here, give me a drag.

Do you guys know

when we're gonna get back?

'cause I've got like two weeks

worth of chapters to read.

Oh come on.

She broke the first rule.

- Parker, you broke the first rule.

- What?

You can't talk about real life sh*t

while we're up here.

The whole point of being here

is to forget about all that sh*t,

- relax, enjoy ourselves.

- Okay.

Deal with that sh*t

when you get home.

Okay, but I've got...

Okay, what a**hole couldn't

get on the chair right?

- What the hell, right?

- Dude.

Oh, that's good.

Yell more.

- Hello!

- Having fun up there?

Parker, it's okay.

Is someone afraid of heights?

- No.

- No?

So it doesn't bother you

when I do this?

- Quit it!

- Don't be an a**hole.

Stop.

Sorry.

Honey, crazy thing.

Only one of these things

has ever fallen off

a chairlift thing before.

Okay,

points for calling me honey.

But you just made that statistic up.

Yeah, and statistics don't work

on smokers.

come on, man.

We paid good money to ride.

Let's go!

Actually, I paid good money.

Actually, I'm gonna pay you back,

so it's like the same thing.

- Okay.

- Okay.

What, do you want it now?

All right, that's what I'm talking about.

Whoo!

You guys ready?

- Why do I have to wear a helmet?

- Safety first.

But you guys aren't wearing helmets.

Only kids wear helmets.

That's 'cause they're still learning,

like you.

Here, I'm not arguing about this.

Just put it on. Here.

No, Dan, I don't want...

Look, even the pro guys wear helmets.

Nobody makes fun of them.

Aw.

You guys are just doing this

to make fun of me.

Dan:

No, huh-uh.

Parker:

Oh yeah, sure.

No, I think chicks in helmets are hot.

- Right?

- Yeah.

- Need a little help?

- You think?

Yeah, looks like your bindings

are a little loose.

come on, I'll get you up.

come on.

There you go.

I'll just tighten these up for you.

- Thanks.

- No problem.

Aw.

Look at Lynch.

Yeah, look at him.

He's a chick magnet.

- These all right?

- Yeah, that's a lot better.

- What the hell are you doing, man?

- What's your problem?

- I'm trying to help her.

- Ryan!

- He had his hands all over you.

- No he didn't. I can take care of myself.

Just go, okay?

I'll be there in a second.

I am so sorry about that.

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