Friends & Lovers Page #2

let him talk at me a little bit,

take my lumps, we get the

run of the place, right?

We're golden. Free skiing

maybe all winter, huh?

Nothing but the best

for my good buddy.

Hey, jonny!

I'll put any amount

on this one, fellas.

Ian:
ah.

Ugly.

I don't know, Jon. She seems

way out of your league.

Yeah, she almost

seems, you know,

too pretty to imagine

the act, so...

Hell, I wouldn't be

able to get a chubby,

let alone maintain it.

Liar. all bets are on.

So, let me take your bag.

No, no, no, I'm cool. I got it.

Um, Ian. You're coming, right?

I mean, you're not gonna

pull one of your...

No, I just need to know

I got a way to go,

I gotta go. You know?

Right on.

Take care.

You are so...

Mmh!

Jon. [chuckles]

Uh, Jon.

I'm sorry. Can I get a hug?

Ok.

Great.

Unh!

Ow! the hair!

Ok. well, mind your manners.

Of course.

I'm sorry.

Now, hold on.

What?

Well, you didn't get a lover

when I said I'm come along.

You got a model.

I see.

Are you really a photographer?

Are you kidding me?

Ok.

I'm absolutely a photographer.

Mm-hmm.

There she is. Right on time.

Oh, my god.

Hey, big brother!

Little sister!

Big sister.

You look very, uh...

Pregnant. yeah.

Oh, man, do you think?

God, I thought I was

just getting fat

and had a mean case

of indigestion.

Heh heh heh!

I told you there was something

I wanted to talk to you about.

No sh*t.

Greetings from home.

I'll bet.

Well, I'm not really a model.

I can't ski. I don't know

any of your friends.

I mean, what am I doing here?

This is gonna be great.

You'll see.

Come on. This is gonna be great.

Baby.

Keaton, jeez.

Dad took this better than you.

All right, explain that again.

What, that I.U.D.S

aren't 100% reliable?

No, the part about not telling

the father he's the father.

Well, you seem to have heard me.

I heard her.

What you're doing

is totally unfair.

No, it's not.

She told him.

I asked him if he wanted

to have a child with me,

and he said no.

That's not the same thing

as telling him you're

gonna have his child.

It's not his child.

It's their child.

Hey, I don't need

some guy to tell me

to go get an abortion.

So you're happy about the baby?

Ecstatic.

That's great.

[German accent] Sh*t!

4,000 deutsche marks,

and I'm stranded!

[Screaming in German]

Hey, fella!

Ja?

Which way is timber Ridge road?

It's that way... oh!

Bitte, mein auto is

totaled, is dead,

and I'm stranded,

so please give me

a ride into town.

I'll show you the way. Please?

Yeah, sure. Come on, get in.

Danke.

[Shouting in German]

Oh, how serendipitous.

I need ride,

and you need directions.

My name is hans.

Hello, hans. I'm Jon.

This is Carla.

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