Friends: The Stuff You've Never Seen Page #2

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throw that in my face.

That was three years ago.

She apologized and apologized.

- What more do you want?!

- We want the last six years!

This is what I'm looking at:

"What more do you want?"

And action.

No, you don't know the system.

We don't need nobody

messing with the system.

Good God, I'm so dramatic!

I can't believe you're

nominated for an Emmy.

- No, no.

- Oh, Soap Opera Digest Award!

- What?

- I don't know.

Maybe I'll try it some other way.

Oh, I can't believe it,

you're nominated for an Emmy.

- No, no.

- Oh, Soap Opera Digest Award.

- No.

- Soap Opera Digest Award.

No, no, I'm up for a Sudsy.

- I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.

- I'm sorry, it's like a geyser in here.

- Your mouth, you mean?

- Yeah.

No, we cannot let her stay...

...because if we let her stay,

she will stay here forever.

- Action.

- All right, I'll see if they can cancel it.

Or maybe they can just put eyes

on the hoochies, and we'll say that it's...

- Action.

- All right, well, I'll see if...

- We get it out eventually.

- Oh, I'll get it out.

It's just getting it out that counts. It

doesn't matter, the sequence or timing.

All right, I'll just see

if they can cancel it.

Or maybe they can just...

It's funny.

I can't wait for you to hear it.

Action.

Oh, my God, what's happening?

- Okay, it's...

- Don't do it!

- Don't do what?

- I have to. Okay?

- Don't do it.

- I have to.

You hear that?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You can't...

You have... I don't know, what do I say?

Okay, now what is my first line?

- "What did we agree?"

- Okay.

Yes, that's right, but also, Hanukkah.

- What is it?

- "You're part Jewish."

Oh, yeah.

- So don't take any food.

- Man, I know all of his lines.

- Yeah, you do.

- All right, let's go.

- I used to love to play restaurant.

- Not as much as you loved to play...

- You know, I can't do it.

- I understand that feeling so well.

He cannot play our wedding.

Everyone will leave.

It'll be like when he rapped

at my butt mitsvah.

Your "butt mitsvah"?

Again? I got it, Rach, okay?

Let's start sailing.

And I want to go over there

to that boatload of girls.

Oh, okay, is that what you want to do?

I don't want to go:

I'll tell you that much.

Look, Chandler, I told you,

don't tell anyone about this dog thing.

- Okay, now let's...

- It's like... I'm not finished.

Oh, well, it... It sounds...

- Don't go...

- I won't.

- Sounds to me.

- I won't. I will not.

Okay, where do you think she'll be?

Where can we find her?

- I don't know, maybe in the city.

- Yeah, yeah. Where...?

Maybe she's up in Greenwich Village.

Okay, look, I didn't read the box

before I opened the box.

You can't send the box back

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