Friday the 13th Page #2
-Shut up.
WADE:
You know what makes me happy,Richie? GIobaI positioning systems.
GPS to the Iayperson.
NASA technoIogy...
...in the paIm of your hand.
Know what this IittIe f***er does?
This guy sends a signaI
up into outer space.
[RICHIE MOUTHING]
SignaI.
SateIIite gets it, turns it around.
It's Iike, ''Oh, thank you, GPS.
I'm gonna send a signaI to you.''
Back to the paIm of your hand.
TechnoIogy, man.
It's f***ing remarkabIe.
It is un-f***ing-beIievabIe.
Wade, you gotta bounce, dude.
TeII your dumb sh*t to somebody eIse.
Why, because I'm f***ing
teaching you something?
RICHIE:
That's probabIy it.
Say, Richie, oId buddy,
I'm gonna bounce.
RICHIE:
You do that, brother. Okay.-I'm spent.
May the Force be with your Schwartz.
RICHIE:
You're in so much troubIe.
[LAUGHING AND SCREAMING]
[NIGHT RANGER'S ''SISTER CHRISTIAN''
PLAYING O VER HEADPHONES]
[SINGING ''SISTER CHRISTIAN'']
[UNZIPS FLY]
Oh.
[URINATING]
[ZIPS FLY]
F***, yes.
[MO ANS]
I Iove you.
And you. And you.
I even Iove you.
Oh, my God. Look at this sh*t.
What the f***? What the f***?!
What's this? No, no! No! No!
[METAL SLICING]
MIKE:
That must be the campthat Wade was taIking about.
-Let's check it out.
-No, I wanna go this way.
Come on.
Come on.
Wow, Iook at that.
Mike, where are you going?
MIKE:
Let's go inside.-No.
-Where's your sense of adventure?
-Oh, come on.
MIKE:
Come on. What are you scared of?
WHITNEY:
No.
I am wiIIing to bet
there's some pretty cooI sh*t in here.
Mike, don't go in there.
What if some homeIess person Iives here?
MIKE:
No homeIess person Iives here.
[MIKE SHUDDERS]
You hungry?
Wow.
Look at how oId this sh*t is.
It's Iike it was dragged here
from another century.
Check this out.
Hey. It Iooks Iike you.
-No, it doesn't.
-Yeah, it does.
It's cooI, you shouId keep it.
It's a IittIe kid's room.
Wasn't Jason the name
from Wade's story?
-I wanna go.
-What?
-Like, right now.
-Oh, come on.
PIease?
RICHIE:
You Iike that?-Yeah. Wait for me. Wait for me.
-No, I think I'm gonna--
-Oh, no. Don't do that again.
[TWIGS CRACKING]
RICHIE:
We'II do it at the same time.-Hang on.
-I'm aImost there.
-Sh*t. I heard something.
Stop it. Wait, I'm serious.
-What?
What?
WeII, f*** it, Iet the perv watch.
Right?
Sh*t.
Wade.
Dude, if you're out there whacking off,
man, that is not cooI.
Come on, dude.
I think we're good.
[PANTING AND GRUNTING]
AMANDA:
Don't come yet.RICHIE:
No, no.-TeII me when you want to.
AMANDA:
Wait.RICHIE:
Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay.
[MO ANING]
[TWIGS CRACKING]
Sh*t. F***. Sh*t.
Okay.
Wade!
I'm gonna kiII you.
Okay?
-Okay?
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