Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter Page #2

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for my tuna salad?

- well...

- I'm not either.

I'm in the mood for a...

Yes.

I feel like...

- No!

- A Jarvis hug!

- Somebody's at the door.

- No, you don't.

- No, Mom, I heard that, too.

- I'll go.

Gordon! where have you been?

Have you been sneaking around?

Do you have a girlfriend?

Tommy, close the door.

Listen, Gordon, we'll talk later.

Alright.

- Hey Doug. Hit me with the beer.

- You got it.

- what did I tell you?

- what? You told me you were horny.

No, I've come to realize

a guy can have a good time

without having to have

girls all about.

That's a sin, you dead f***.

I really don't want you

to call me that any more.

Hi. what a handsome mutt you are.

- His name's Gordon. I'm Trish.

- Hi, Trish.

I don't know how you do it.

I don't know how you don't.

I mean,

you do it with everybody.

I do not!

I do it with Paul.

- Really?

- Come on, Sara!

You know how guys are,

they lie about that all the time.

They say that about everybody.

They don't say anything about me.

I mean, I don't have...

- A reputation?

- I didn't say that.

Look, I got my reputation

in the sixth grade.

what does Paul think?

Paul thinks I'm great in bed,

so that's where I keep him.

what are the sleeping arrangements

here, anyway?

we have the bedroom down the hall.

You and Doug can sleep next door.

Really?

Yeah. It's OK, they're bunk beds.

Don't worry about it.

I'm gonna go to bed now, Mom.

Good night.

Don't forget, 6 A.M..

Once around the lake.

- Good night.

- Sleep well.

You, too.

when we get to town,

I should call Betty.

Ted?

I think when we get to town,

I should call Betty.

Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely

a dead-f*** thing to do.

Look, first rule of love, never get

rejected by the same girl twice.

That's useless.

You wanna make a fool of yourself,

always do it with someone new.

I don't know anybody new.

well, sex is a great way to meet 'em.

- Sorry.

- Sorry.

- Don't worry about it.

- Hi.

Hi.

- You girls live around here?

- How far is it to Crystal Point?

- That's where we're going.

- Yeah. It's a long walk.

- we can take it.

- I'll go back to get the car.

- Sara, you want some company?

- This way?

Thanks.

I'll just meet you guys there.

Alright.

- They're cute.

- Two of 'em. Count 'em, one, two.

- Yes, and two of us.

Come on in!

Oh... no.

we have no suits.

Alright!

Alright!

Skinny-dip!

- Gordon, wait up!

- Gordon.

Gordon, wait up! wait a minute!

Gordon

- Jimmie!

- Come on, Jimmie!

- Turn around.

- Can't I just...

- Turn around!

- Trish, come on in!

No, thanks. I think I'm overdressed.

- Hey, Trish!

- Bye-bye.

Party tonight!

Gordon, we're too young for this.

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