Friday After Next

Synopsis: Craig and Day Day have finally moved out of their parents houses and into their own crib. The cousins work nights at a local mall as security guards. When their house is robbed on Christmas Eve they team up to track him down.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Marcus Raboy
Production: New Line Cinema
Rotten Tomatoes:
85 min

what that be like right there--

Look, man, I don't give

a sh*t about you, that party.

All I got to worry about is the rent,

and it was your idea

to use half the rent money...

Dix, I think we got something here.

Well, well. Whose is this?

Actually, it's both of ours.

No, it ain't!

lt is, but it's for

medicinal uses only.

I mean, he got cataract,

lazy eye, a little glaucoma.

- See that eye right there?

- Little shot of gonorrhea, see?

Do you guys have any idea

what we could do to you for this?

- No.

- Juvenile center?

We can make your Christmas

worse than it already is.

Being that it's Friday,

that means you're not gonna

see a judge till possibly Monday.


But, since we're nice guys,

we'll just confiscate this plant,

take it with us until we find

this Santa Claus character.

That's f***ed up, too.

Oh, hey,

and when we find St. Nick,

what do y'all want us

to do to him, you know?

Cracked ribs, fractured skull,

little eye gouge?

Fractured skull,

beat the sh*t out that motherf***er.

- Eye gouge, that's the sh*t.

- And an eye gouge.

I say stick a plunger in his ass,

like they did in New York.

Fractured skull.

This is Officer Brian Dix.

I'm Officer Alvin Hole.

We'll let you know

if anything develops.

Officer A. Hole and B. Dix.

We'll call you...

if we find anything.

I like them police right there.

You got a big pile of dog sh*t

in the middle of your bed.

You might want to check that out.

Merry Christmas.

He's the dick.

What the hell

is going on around here?!

Happy Holidays, Miss Pearly.

Police running in and out!

What the hell is going on?

Somebody broke in

and stole all our stuff.

That bullshit security.

I sure hope they

didn't get the rent money

'cause you two niggas

been ducking and dodging me

for about three weeks now.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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